GUIDE: 800 point fifthy Rebel list: The Dirty Threesome Furpile (innuendo and destruction!)

By Bruderfaust, in Army Building

This is a sexy list/guide that capitalizes on the defensive and offensive synergies of Han, Chewie, and Leia and all the dirty jokes and raunchy movie references that can be made about the list too.

Leia Organa (90) w/ Stims (8) = 98 points

Han Solo (120) w/ Duck and Cover (8) = 128 points

Rebel Trooper (40) w/ Z6 (22) + Extra Trooper (10)= 72 points

Rebel Trooper (40) w/ Z6 (22) + Extra Trooper (10)= 72 points

Rebel Trooper (40) w/ Z6 (22) + Extra Trooper (10)= 72 points

Chewbacca (110) w. Tenacity (4)= 114 points

Wookie Warriors (75) w/ Bowcaster Wookie (35) Tenacity (4) Impact Grenades (5) = 119 points

Wookie Warriors (75) w/ Bowcaster Wookie (35) Tenacity (4) Impact Grenades (5) = 119 points

Command Cards: Coordinated Bombardment (For suppression application early on), Sorry about the mess (double dutch rudder), Brains and Brawn (when chewie and leia are gettin it on), No time for Sorrows (Push harder!), Notrious Scoundrels w/ Change of Plans (an entire legion? How about no.), Standing orders

Total = 794 points

The idea is The dirty threesome and the wook platoon move in close proximity and the Z6s providing split suppressive fire support and holding early objectives. Leia uses her cover ability to give herself and Han a dodge token, thereby providing Chewie a dodge token through their double dutch rudder ability, while either chewie or Han aims, providing the other an aim token through the same dutch rudder.

Glossary of terms for use during play:

Dirty Threesome: Self explanatory, Han, Chewie, and Leia

Double Dutch Rudder: Reference to the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno when Jason Mewes tries to get Seth Rogen to help him out near the end of the film. Use this term to refer to any time the Keyword "Teamwork: Han Solo" is utilized and anytime one units abilities trigger support from another unit (like Brains and Brawn)

Furpile: Reference to when a furries amass at a convention, also internet slang for when those furrys are doing certain things together (mentioned in the next sentence) as a group. Use this to refer to the orgy of destruction that is two wookie units

Make sure to use plenty of other innuendo and dirty jokes there's plenty of abilities and cards to make jokes about ("brains and Brawn while gettin it on" leads well into a stepbrothers joke "i was talking about the fight!" and "sorry about the mess" is pretty good too)


P.S. To my dear moderators,

If anything is too inappropriate please let me know and I will censor/ remove it, Itried to keep it relatively PG 13

Yours truly with love and glistening muscles,

Bruderfaust ❤️

Edited by Bruderfaust
Added a love note for mods

Please post the results of this list

i have been mulling over a similar list comp and would like to see how this plays out for you,

specifically how the wookie warriors play out and how often they reach melee in live scenarios

May the Force be with you 😉