Commander Smeagol, Reporting for Duty

By Darth Meanie, in X-Wing

This is what I do when I should be sleeping.

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And we wonder why the rest of the world thinks mini gamers are weird.

We wants it, Precious. Give it to us.

"There can be only one Lord of the X-Wing ... and he does not share power!"

- Gandalf of Grey Squadron

You Sir are Genius. Would love to see Bilbo Fett :)

9 minutes ago, Da_Brown_Bomber said:

You Sir are Genius. Would love to see Bilbo Fett :)

🤨 I'm missing the similarity between Bilbo and either Jango or Boba. Strangely he strikes me more as a Lando simile, good with words, decent with a weapon when needed, and always has an idea that pays off in the end despite being nuts.

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What does the opponent get if they guess the riddle game right? A free attack?

30 minutes ago, Da_Brown_Bomber said:

You Sir are Genius. Would love to see Bilbo Fett :)

Aren't you a little short for a Mandalorian?

--Princess Leia

9 minutes ago, Ikka said:

What does the opponent get if they guess the riddle game right? A free attack?

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33 minutes ago, Ikka said:

What does the opponent get if they guess the riddle game right? A free attack?

The upgrade: The One Space Ring (of cloaking) that allows attacks while cloaked.

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Now all we need is Darth Sauron.

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1 hour ago, Flyingbrick said:

Now all we need is Darth Sauron.

Emperor Sauron.

Darth is the leader of the Nine Aces of Nazgul Squadron.

I stand corrected fine sir :)

7 hours ago, Da_Brown_Bomber said:

Would love to see Bilbo Fett :)

47 minutes ago, Hawkstrike said:

Emperor Sauron.

Darth is the leader of the Nine Aces of Nazgul Squadron.

And Legolas in a wooden Wookiee ship.

Oi, I got some brainstorming to do. :lol:

4 hours ago, Hawkstrike said:

Emperor Sauron.

Darth is the leader of the Nine Aces of Nazgul Squadron.

Who fly Fell Beast Fighters

3 hours ago, Forgottenlore said:

Who fly Fell Beast Fighters

Soontir Fel Beast?

9 hours ago, Darth Meanie said:

And Legolas in a wooden Wookiee ship.

Oi, I got some brainstorming to do. :lol:

Legolas flies a B(ow)-wing. Gimli an A(xe)-wing.

"You have my Bow." "And my Axe!"

Will you be doing a Rendar of Rohan?

“There is only one return and it is not of the king, it is of the jedi!”

But Rebels have the White Wizard, that's got to count for something...

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11 minutes ago, tsondaboy said:

But Rebels have the White Wizard, that's got to count for something...

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170 points. Balanced? Still too OP? Probably.

4 hours ago, Hawkstrike said:

Legolas flies a B(ow)-wing.

An elf in a Boeing? Doesn't seem very maneuverable.

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20 hours ago, Hiemfire said:

🤨 I'm missing the similarity between Bilbo and either Jango or Boba. Strangely he strikes me more as a Lando simile, good with words, decent with a weapon when needed, and always has an idea that pays off in the end despite being nuts.


Bilbo is clearly Han Solo. I am offended it is not obvious. TURN IN YOUR NERD CARDS, EVERYONE!

Approached by the rest of the characters who are looking for someone who can get them safely and sneakily into their destination. Reluctant to get involved. A sarcastic smartass with a sharp wit. Only initially gets involved in the main story because he gets thrust unwillingly into the events by a crazy old wizard he is helping out. Must repeatedly bail his friends out of trouble with tricks. Disappears but comes back to help everyone out of the final conflict. Eventually accepts and embraces life as a hero.

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4 hours ago, Hawkstrike said:

Legolas flies a B(ow)-wing. Gimli an A(xe)-wing.

"You have my Bow." "And my Axe!"


So Gimli is fast, graceful, and somewhat frail?
Legolas is slow, strong, and stout?


tsk tsk tsk

On 12/9/2018 at 1:13 PM, Cr0aker said:

The upgrade: The One Space Ring (of cloaking) that allows attacks while cloaked.

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Its other effect is that My Precious may preform a bonus tractor beam attack on the ship with the "one space ring" ignoring arc restrictions.

7 hours ago, AllWingsStandyingBy said:


So Gimli is fast, graceful, and somewhat frail?
Legolas is slow, strong, and stout?


tsk tsk tsk

Ah, you don't confuse the pilot with their ship. Porkins wasn't exactly a nimble space superiority fighter, now was he?

Legolas is great at taking down big targets at range; Gimli is small and gets up close and personal.

"That still only counts as one!"

- Gimli after Legolas takes out an entire deadman pirate swarm with a proton torp.