16 minutes ago, Yaccarus said:Now, this is a format I can work with!
Long-Faced Ithorian
Pig-Faced Gamorrean
Stern-Faced Arkanian
Fat-Faced Askajian
Long-Faced Cerean
Blue-Faced Chagrian
Cocky-Faced Corellian
Beak-Faced Cosian
Horn-Faced Dathomirian
Devilish-Faced Devaronian
Prune-Faced Dressellian
Bug-Faced Geonosian
But not the Black-Faced Sakiyan. Blackface is never OK.
20 minutes ago, HappyDaze said:I was just going with the whole two mouths for doublespeak...
OMG I missed that inference. That IS good.
The Stumble Inn
Call it the "Slurred Drall".
(A pun on a drunk person having a slurred drawl.)
Dralls are native to the Corellian System after all.
The Mighty Stew... I'll wait again while the penny drops
On 12/1/2018 at 1:40 PM, ExpandingUniverse said:The Stumble Inn
Ugh, I hate it. I'm going to have to use it
Edited by Varlie38 minutes ago, Varlie said:
Ugh, I hate it. I'm going to have to use it
‘Murica has 8 places named the Stumble Inn according to Google Maps. The rest of the world combined has none.
It’s official, folks, we’re the best country in the world when it comes to puns.
On 11/29/2018 at 12:11 PM, HappyDaze said:I was just going with the whole two mouths for doublespeak...
I am I imagining a “moving” neon sign that depicts an Ithorian raising a mug to each mouth.
53 minutes ago, LStyer said:I am I imagining a “moving” neon sign that depicts an Ithorian raising a mug to each mouth.
It's better than what you see going into each mouth on an Ithorian-aimed sign in a redlight district.
On 12/4/2018 at 12:57 PM, HappyDaze said:It's better than what you see going into each mouth on an Ithorian-aimed sign in a redlight district.
The really, really bad towns have red lightsaber districts.
What's the equivalent of a busted flush in Sabaac?
"Never tell me the odds"
14 hours ago, EliasWindrider said:What's the equivalent of a busted flush in Sabaac?
"Never tell me the odds"
The Fool's Bluff
26 minutes ago, Mark Caliber said:The Fool's Bluff
Idiot's Array
Idiot’s Arrays are overused. It seems like pretty much every Sabacc games ends in:
”I got a Perfect Sabacc; I won!”
Grabs credits
”Not so fast. I’ve got an Idiot’s Array.”
Not only are Idiot’s Arrays rare, some rulesets don’t even acknowledge them.
15 minutes ago, Yaccarus said:Idiot’s Arrays are overused. It seems like pretty much every Sabacc games ends in:
”I got a Perfect Sabacc; I won!”
Grabs credits
”Not so fast. I’ve got an Idiot’s Array.”
Not only are Idiot’s Arrays rare, some rulesets don’t even acknowledge them.
The rules used in Solo don't. IT's a completely different game than what we had in Legends .
On 12/11/2018 at 6:33 PM, Yaccarus said:Idiot’s Arrays are overused. It seems like pretty much every Sabacc games ends in:
”I got a Perfect Sabacc; I won!”
Grabs credits
”Not so fast. I’ve got an Idiot’s Array.”
Not only are Idiot’s Arrays rare, some rulesets don’t even acknowledge them.
No worse than the...
"Full house"
Grabs Chips
"Royal Flush"
It’s taking that stupid trope and translating it into Star Wars terminology.
11 hours ago, kaosoe said:No worse than the...
"Full house"Grabs Chips
"Royal Flush"
True story.
Happened to me years ago, when my wife and I hosted a monthly poker game. Down to me and a long-time friend. Both all in. Me with a full house. He said, “You must have a good hand. But it can’t beat my royal flush.” We laughed. I thought he was just trash talking. What are the odds, right?
Pretty good, it turns out.
He had a royal flush.