Seriously, get the app, log in, use the deck search function, type in a random word or two (like something from one of your archons’ names) and prepare to be in tears of laughter.

Some of the archon names out there already are solid platinum funny.

I’m literally wiping away tears right now, and catching my breath.

Buttermhi, She That Builds the Sewers.

Manson the Seductively Bruised

D. Z. Glowtoes of the Dancing Bolthole

Bogus “Fingernails” Persephone (that...that’s a bad manicure)

Nawab Blastifinger, the Hunting Tailor.

I CAN’T BREATHE!

Shucks the Effectively Protruding (hey, buddy, your fly is open)

That one killed me. I am dead.

I’d want some of these just to say I can run them hahaha

1 hour ago, Deathseed said:

Seriously, get the app, log in, use the deck search function, type in a random word or two (like something from one of your archons’ names) and prepare to be in tears of laughter.

Some of the archon names out there already are solid platinum funny.

I’m literally wiping away tears right now, and catching my breath.

Buttermhi, She That Builds the Sewers.

Manson the Seductively Bruised

D. Z. Glowtoes of the Dancing Bolthole

Bogus “Fingernails” Persephone (that...that’s a bad manicure)

Nawab Blastifinger, the Hunting Tailor.

I CAN’T BREATHE!

Shucks the Effectively Protruding (hey, buddy, your fly is open)

That one killed me. I am dead.

"Goreera, The Boy who cooks the glacier"

or "Zhoron, Imker des absurden Forums" (Zhoron, Beekeeper of the preposterous forum")

This game is hilarous. Yesterday i saw a rare Logos card i absolutely fell in love with called "Verrücktes dingsbums" (insane whatnot?). It has a picture of a machine you can't really make out what it is supposed to be (It has an antenna, some kind of eye, random pipes, a propellor on its "bottom" and weird shaped legs), sitting on a tower, ripping its roof apart with debris flying through the air. It reads, artifact:"after you forge a key, destroy all creatures and artifacts"

Flavour text reads"why did we even build this thing?". Just hilarious

21 minutes ago, Raahk said:

This game is hilarous. Yesterday i saw a rare Logos card i absolutely fell in love with called "Verrücktes dingsbums" (insane whatnot?). It has a picture of a machine you can't really make out what it is supposed to be (It has an antenna, some kind of eye, random pipes, a propellor on its "bottom" and weird shaped legs), sitting on a tower, ripping its roof apart with debris flying through the air. It reads, artifact:"after you forge a key, destroy all creatures and artifacts"

Flavour text reads"why did we even build this thing?". Just hilarious

My wife got that one in her deck. In English it is "Strange Gizmo" and it helped her win both games shes played so far.

If you use the website you can see new decks as they are registered, and not alphabetical.

My two personal decks that crack me up are:

The Thrall That Forgives The Little Guy

Cornerleaner the Sportily Acute

The Snake who Rashly Hits Commanders ?

Some of the decks for sale at Coolstuffinc:

• O. J. Hamzel of the Magnificent Turret (Deck has autocannon in it, so yes!)
• The Sorceress that Sways Ants
• Aajh, Magnatable Baker

My own decks include some oddly appropriate names. My first game with Everlasting Quantster d'Incourt lasted over two hours! I think the quotation marks in Boardnur, the "Engineer" of Sisterhood reflect that she's terrible at her job, this deck so far has a 100% loss record.

12 hours ago, Suttkus said:

Some of the decks for sale at Coolstuffinc:

• O. J. Hamzel of the Magnificent Turret (Deck has autocannon in it, so yes!)
• The Sorceress that Sways Ants
• Aajh, Magnatable Baker

My own decks include some oddly appropriate names. My first game with Everlasting Quantster d'Incourt lasted over two hours! I think the quotation marks in Boardnur, the "Engineer" of Sisterhood reflect that she's terrible at her job, this deck so far has a 100% loss record.

I’m thinking that anyone that has to engineer sisterhood isn’t actually very popular with the rest of the convent.

I have Ralphus the seducing pantry rogue

I opened a deck yesterday

The Individual that Happily Reaps Squirrels

i think I win this thread hahaha

Oh no, not the poor squirrels!

Geeky “Books” Nissa ; wonder how she got that nickname?

It that Intensly Double Checks Books ; we’ve got Hermonie over here.

Jackson the Intensely Furry

Abretan, Spawn of Meathead

The first, and only deck I opened, was "Mouseboy, The curator of conversations". Love it!

My two decks are completely different, namewise. The first is:

X. Y. Jerpblade of the Moldy Volcano

and the second, which sounds more badass:

Warlord of Eagleshaven

On 11/16/2018 at 9:09 AM, Raahk said:

The Snake who Rashly Hits Commanders ?

I've read that comic!