A Tactical Malfunction [MAFIA]

By The Jabbawookie, in Star Wars: Armada Off-Topic

##role confirmed

Powering on...

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Scanning environment...

"Ahh it's been so long, ready to destroy whats left of the republic."

Interpreting the previous 48 hours of data...

"What? Deactivate me? Never! my joy in life comes from murdering clones and hunting those petty Jedi. I shall find this virus maker and return to my purpose"

Off to a slow start so far. Not much happening.

@EbonHawk where you at amigo? Uncharacteristically slow start for you, I’m assuming you got something going on this weekend?

@PodRacer what did you make of CV’s post? He more or less ignored your vote, is that what you were looking for?

12 minutes ago, Madaghmire said:

Off to a slow start so far. Not much happening.

@EbonHawk where you at amigo? Uncharacteristically slow start for you, I’m assuming you got something going on this weekend?

@PodRacer what did you make of CV’s post? He more or less ignored your vote, is that what you were looking for?

On 11/16/2018 at 10:13 PM, EbonHawk said:

Also if this game starts sunday I will be unavailable even to role confirm until 5-6pm GMT

TZ-31 reporting in, roger roger

J-4884 indicated reports or a virus sweeping through our base, I'm going to conduct a full diagnostic on my OS.

Chance that this virus can jump into our circuits is a high probability for me, as said before game start the opening flavour post from Jab seems to say cult IMO

17 hours ago, PodRacer said:

##role confirmed

##vote constantine valdor

Why so early on CV? Or just your normal random D1?

oh ##role confirm as well

17 hours ago, Lord Preyer said:

~~GREETINGS FELLOW REPUBLIC MEATBAG HATERS!~~

17 hours ago, Lord Preyer said:

++Vengenace Target Aquisition Subroutine//scrip:EvilHand//cf:ex-MafiaIndexFiles//LingeringResentmentFile >> CAUTION/ALERT @ebon hawk @GhostofNobodyInParticular @Constantine Valdor >>EMOTICON-SYTHENTIC-TRANSMIT ? ++

"Translation: two per cent probability that the miniature organics our simply looking for trouble and need to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."

4 hours ago, Matt3412 said:

"What? Deactivate me? Never! my joy in life comes from murdering clones and hunting those petty Jedi. I shall find this virus maker and return to my purpose"

"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."

Dropping HK quotes is too easy in this setup ahaha

Stuck at work, home in 4 hours

19 hours ago, Constantine Valdor said:

Sadly, TG - 15 reporting for duty

## role confirmed

? ?

T-3I in.

Scanning Constantine Valdor post.

Being sad about being CIS: Standard CV reaction. Unresponsive to Podracer vote: Nonstandard CV reaction. (However, showing anger at people who vote for you usually is unwise even if you're town.)

Chance of being scum: 15%. Only slightly higher than 1/11. Insufficient reason for T-3I to vote immediately.

26 minutes ago, Bertie Wooster said:

T-3I in.

Scanning Constantine Valdor post.

Being sad about being CIS: Standard CV reaction. Unresponsive to Podracer vote: Nonstandard CV reaction. (However, showing anger at people who vote for you usually is unwise even if you're town.)

Chance of being scum: 15%. Only slightly higher than 1/11. Insufficient reason for T-3I to vote immediately.

I do no fear deactivation. I calculated less than 9% chance of that happening soon. Your assessment is correct T-3I, but you forgot to include the fact that unit Podracer was the base of my programming. He's old and going to be obsolete soon to take part in the ongoing war of independence.

2 hours ago, EbonHawk said:

Why so early on CV? Or just your normal random D1?

My predecessor unit model is trying to find a logical reason to not get deactivate due to obsolescence. Small Probability to forsake Confederate programming and defect to Republic forces.

++Analysis: D1 ops proceeding within standard parameter shenanigans++

~~Query: @PodRacer for @Constantine Valdor pre-empt VoteZap?~~

~~Observation~~

++PhilosophersProtocol++

~~if random acts of killing alone be but our nature than are we naught more than souped up HKs? WHEN WE ARE RATHET TAC/STRAT DROIDS?~~

1 hour ago, Constantine Valdor said:

My predecessor unit model is trying to find a logical reason to not get deactivate due to obsolescence. Small Probability to forsake Confederate programming and defect to Republic forces.

Observation: This looks like a push on Unit whatever pod is

15 minutes ago, Lord Preyer said:

~~if random acts of killing alone be but our nature than are we naught more than souped up HKs? WHEN WE ARE RATHET TAC/STRAT DROIDS?~~

We're T-series tactical droid manufactured by Baktoid Combat Automata, fellow unit.

Do you mean to say you're not one of us, roger roger

On 11/16/2018 at 12:13 AM, The Jabbawookie said:

Formerly     some of the Confederacy's finest  strate  gi  sts,   

++DataBurst Signal Transmit++

++To: @ebon hawk ++

++From: TR-45++

++Content: we ARE Tac droids - but possess STRATEGERY subroutines++

2 minutes ago, Lord Preyer said:

++DataBurst Signal Transmit++

++To: @ebon hawk ++

++From: TR-45++

++Content: we ARE Tac droids - but possess STRATEGERY subroutines++

DW I read RATHET as some droid type not rather ahhaha

1 hour ago, Constantine Valdor said:

My predecessor unit model is trying to find a logical reason to not get deactivate due to obsolescence. Small Probability to forsake Confederate programming and defect to Republic forces.

~~OBSERVATION: necessity of @PodRacer VoteZap logic pathway now escalating~~

Just now, EbonHawk said:

DW I read RATHET as some droid type not rather ahhaha

~~CONFIRMED~~

++File Internal Memory Complaint Log Epsilon37459B on autodeactivation threat of non-edit capability++

1 minute ago, Lord Preyer said:

~~OBSERVATION: necessity of @PodRacer VoteZap logic pathway now escalating~~

this makes you think pods more suspicious than CV?

If CV wants to vote Pod and call him out do it, so far it's just subtle reasons for why he could...

How does he know pod is an older model? I'm not sure on either of them

Just now, EbonHawk said:

this makes you think pods more suspicious than CV?

If CV wants to vote Pod and call him out do it, so far it's just subtle reasons for why he could...

How does he know pod is an older model? I'm not sure on either of them

no, what i meant was he's the reason i play star wars mafias and kinda was my mentor, but now he vote me D1 xD you overthinked my reply

Just now, Constantine Valdor said:

no, what i meant was he's the reason i play star wars mafias and kinda was my mentor, but now he vote me D1 xD you overthinked my reply

and Mentor is a meatbag term, so I prefer older model

Just now, Constantine Valdor said:

no, what i meant was he's the reason i play star wars mafias and kinda was my mentor, but now he vote me D1 xD you overthinked my reply

didn't overthink, just didn't have all the information. While this makes it more understandable it doesn't clear both your and pods odd D1 so far

As a meatbag would say: 'I have a bad feeling about this.'

**execute_diagnostic**

*diagnostic complete*

***unit requires lubrication ***

*applying vodka/energy solution to internal systems*