I hate to interrupt this philosophical inquiry into the merits of sideboards with merely pragmatic concerns, but I'm still waiting to hear how a tournament structure is going to: 1) involve three-game matches, 2) not give the finger to everybody playing something other than rush, and 3) last a reasonable amount of time.
Somebody? Anybody? Bueller?
One thing, though. I've noticed your use of the word 'empirical' on a couple of occasions, in this thread referring to my experience in other card games as "empirical evidence at best". Empirical, as it is used here, means derived from observation or experience, which really lends credence to my points, not detracts from them. I believe the word you were looking for was 'anecdotal'.
What has happened here is one of the litany of reasons that I hate texting so much I could puke. With no vocal inflections or facial expressions, my quirky but usually well-received brand of humor only seems to irritate. That rather bloweth. See, I have one of those self-caricaturing, cartoonish delivery styles in person, kind of like a cross between Chris Farley and Kelsey Grammer. Believe me, I don't mimic anyone. That's just the best way that I can describe it in text. I sort of paint myself as a gunslinging blowhard, but you have to understand that I mean no harm for it to be even remotely charming. And so, I sincerely apologize for ruffling any feathers in even the slightest. To be quite honest, I've become enamored of nearly all the personalities in here, in one way or another. The last thing I want to do is ripple the water. Still, even with that, it's a bit unreasonable to expect that a person who does, indeed, possess strong communication skills will simply allow even mildly boorish behavior to go unchecked. I didn't mean to be arrogant - at all - but I most definitely meant what I said about people trying to exert some sort of esoteric control over the environment. The fact that Wytefang (who, I want to put on the record, I'm becoming a big fan of) saw a direct reference to dormouse is extremely telling in and of itself, no? If you read the post again, it isn't until later that I referenced dormouse at all, yet Wytefang saw it as a targeted jab. I assure you, it wasn't so. I was referring to any and all people to whom it applied. I do believe that there are bullies amongst us, and I do believe that condescension is abound in here. But, I'll do my level best to keep my good humor and not let it rile me up
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. This will be the last thing I have to say about this sideboard nonsense, because I've made all the logical arguments one needs to understand my stance. To somehow imply that the effective and strategic use of a sideboard is anything other than intelligent and highly analytical is short-sighted and biased. What in the world makes deck construction so genius and sideboard construction so remedial, folks? As if it takes some sort of specially designated brainpower to build the first 50 or so cards (yes, which any reliable deck will be) but the next 8 or 15 comes straight from the moronebellum. Do we suppose that a formidable competitior using a standard deck suddenly becomes a dismissable invalid because he had the foresight and accurate assessment skills to account for strategic adjustment? If I were the high-strung sort, I would be a bit insulted by that notion. My main deck is designed to do a particular something, while defending against what I believe to be the most likely set of threats to the execution of that something. With any uncontrolled environment, there are bound to be unforeseen circumstances, or highly singular scenarios, or sheer, dumb luck, that derails the best laid plans. It is only with the sharpest vision that a person can select, beforehand, a small number of cards to bring to the contest and proficiently substitute sideboard cards for main cards, one-for-one, and still maintain functionality in the adjusted deck.
And I won't even waste screen space on explaining why a deck is so obviously more reliable and efficient with the fewest cards allowable. Needing an explanation of that fact signals a headstrong resolution that will almost certainly not be moved. Far be it for humble me to try.
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