8 minutes ago, LTD said:

#nevervenator

*The Empire wants to know your location*

"...the greatest legacy of the Actis-class was the philosophy behind it—that smaller, more nimble, unshielded, and relatively under-equipped fighters, when mass-produced, could be ultimately more effective than a lesser quantity of costlier, bulkier, well-armed, and better-protected starfighters. This had been demonstrated in the Battle of Coruscant where more heavy fighters suffered significant losses at the hands of lighter, more agile fighters. This opinion principally ushered in the dominance of the TIE series, and inevitably spurred the phasing-out of superior-quality fighters like the ARC-170."

The Jedi are indirectly responsible for the TIE series, kind of funny isn't it?

Woot woot, we made it to page 3!

Does anyone know the airspeed of a swallow?

Both laden and unladen.

9 minutes ago, Deadshane said:

Does anyone know the airspeed of a swallow?

Both laden and unladen.

African or European?

Well, African swallows are not migratory so Im not so much worried about them.

How can a 5 ounce bird carry a one pound coconut?

Seriously though and back on topic:

The best Old Fashioned recipe I've come across is:

2 oz blended Scotch Whisky

1tsp water

dash of bitters

1 sugar cube

combine everything except the Whisky in a glass (of course in an Old Fashioned style glass) and muddle well; add the whisky, garnish with Lemon Peel or slice of orange and a swizzle stick.

Must have a swizzle stick.

Then simply hold the glass and stare into it. You don't even have to drink it. This will make you look cool and mysterious.

4 minutes ago, TheEldarGuy said:

How can a 5 ounce bird carry a one pound coconut?

Well two could carry a coconut. Say if they had it on a line or strand of creeper, so long as they maintain 43 flaps per second to maintain air speed velocity.

What is the airspeed and velocity of an airspeeder being piloted by Luke Skywalker after it's been struck by ATAT cannon fire?

17 minutes ago, Karneck said:

What is the airspeed and velocity of an airspeeder being piloted by Luke Skywalker after it's been struck by ATAT cannon fire?

That will depend on the coefficient of friction of the hoth atmosphere

This thread it just makes me want to....want to.....SIINNNGGGGG!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Deadshane said:

This thread it just makes me want to....want to.....SIINNNGGGGG!!!!!!

Siiiiingin in the rain, just singin' in the rain.

Just now, zingerwhip said:

Siiiiingin in the rain, just singin' in the rain.

I've seen that production three times on stage.

Twice with Tommy Steele in London (two separate years) and with Todd McKenney in Melbourne. It's worth the viewing if anyone gets a chance to see it.

Honestly, once a Moose bit my sister...

@MandalorianMoose

Dis you bro?

I got bit once by a Mexican whooping Llama.

10 minutes ago, Deadshane said:

I got bit once by a Mexican whooping Llama.

Was his name Ralph?

1 hour ago, PodRacer said:

@MandalorianMoose

Dis you bro?

Maybe, I’ve nibbled my fair share of sisters

5 minutes ago, MandalorianMoose said:

Maybe, I’ve nibbled my fair share of sisters

Did you SPANK them though? After all, they did leave the Grail shaped beacon lit.

34 minutes ago, MandalorianMoose said:

Maybe, I’ve nibbled my fair share of sisters

Y U do dis?

I am at work tonight, so I can't enjoy any tasty adult beverages, but let me tell you about a few of them. Specifically "local" Whiskeys.

1: Wigle Whiskey - Pittsburgh PA - Afterglow. A relatively young whiskey distilled from wheat and then infused with ginger. Goes really great in mixed drinks, my suggestion being tart cherry and ginger beer.

2: Outlaw Whiskey - Colorado. A sippin' Whiskey. Corn based I think, but with a STRONG vanilla flavor. Just opened it recently and I've put it in my decanter. Goes great with some Manchego cheese - discovered this purely by accident.

3: Corsair Distillery - Tennessee - Triple Smoked. My "prize" from 2018 worlds as the local liquer store had it somehow. Put it on the rocks and sip it, or enjoy it in a coctail. Maybe my favorite whiskey ever. Full boddied and smokey, putting it on ice unlocks the full flavor. For a special occasion only.

Ive been drinking legally for 26 years. Longer than some that drink whiskey have been alive.

Whiskey is garbage.

There, I said it. Prove me wrong.

This thread is what keeps me going. It's so close to solving all our problems in 4 easy steps.

9 minutes ago, Green Knight said:

This thread is what keeps me going. It's so close to solving all our problems in 4 easy steps.

Step 1: sleep

step 2: eat

step 3: ????

step 4: be content, blissfull, and happy.