When we set up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
During planning, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
If I mess up, I still know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
It’s me Paul Heaver, yeah I know you know ‘bout me
So be respectful, scrub, “Paul Heaver, Sir” to you
Yeah I would play 500 matches
And I would play 500 more
Just to be the man who played a thousand matches
To win at Worlds once more
We maneuver, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
And when the shooting comes right down to the pew pew
I'll modify all of my dice better, too
When it’s over (when it’s over) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
Oh, Final Salvo? (final salvo) Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
Yeah I would play 500 matches
And I would play 500 more
Just to be the man who played a thousand matches
To win at Worlds once more
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da da
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da da
When I'm losing, I still know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I beat you
When I’m knocked out (when I’m knocked out) I still know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
And when I win one (when I win one) yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
I'm gonna be the man who wins Worlds before you
Yeah I would play 500 matches
And I would play 500 more
Just to be the man who played a thousand matches
To win at Worlds once more
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da da
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da da
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da da
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew pew)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da da
Yeah I would play 500 matches
And I would play 500 more
Just to be the man who played a thousand matches
To win at Worlds once more