Inaugural Fantasy Armada Representative Tournament!!! Pg 6 has the FART BOX!

By geek19, in Star Wars: Armada

42 minutes ago, geek19 said:

Howzat?

clear lbw

24 minutes ago, Green Knight said:

Better!

Now change it again. And again.

I require change.

Manyana.

12 hours ago, Captain Weather said:

Let me go ahead and tell the 15 people who picked me: That was a poor choice fam :P I'm not even in the same ball park as these other kids.

Edit:

Like seriously JJ is a god **** 3 time World Champion. It's not even close.

I picked you... so when you win our game I can say I threw it to get fantasy points!

Edited by themightyhedgehog
4 hours ago, Green Knight said:

Better!

Now change it again. And again.

I require change.

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No idea how this works, but I went ahead and submitted fleet.

BTW, my name was misspelled in the selection list. No idea if anyone else picked me or not.

2 hours ago, thecactusman17 said:

No idea how this works, but I went ahead and submitted fleet.

BTW, my name was misspelled in the selection list. No idea if anyone else picked me or not.

My inability to type strikes again! People picked you, yes, but away from my computer at the moment so can't tell you the number. I assume it's what also dropped Green Knight's numbers.

1 hour ago, geek19 said:

People picked you

This drastically lowers my estimate of the intelligence of the average Armada player.

a couple of people picked me and I have zero competitive wins!!

I guess they figure I will win one eventually....

1 hour ago, PodRacer said:

a couple of people picked me and I have zero competitive wins!!

I guess they figure I will win one eventually....

but your name is testimony that you can win big!

....somehow...

3 hours ago, thecactusman17 said:

This drastically lowers my estimate of the intelligence of the average Armada player.

same thing, you got "17" in your name, which is an omen of sorts... I think...

so I have trust in you two (maybe)!

I got distracted by early access Steam games and playing 2 IRL games of Armada last night. I have time tonight, I'll do everything in my power to get it all done and entered so we can all see who has who and what scores are already.

9 hours ago, PodRacer said:

a couple of people picked me and I have zero competitive wins!!

I guess they figure I will win one eventually....

"Blind squirrel finds nut, news at 11"

Edited by mhd
1 hour ago, geek19 said:

I got distracted by early access Steam games and playing 2 IRL games of Armada last night. I have time tonight, I'll do everything in my power to get it all done and entered so we can all see who has who and what scores are already.

I’ll believe it when I see it

1 hour ago, geek19 said:

I got distracted by early access Steam games and playing 2 IRL games of Armada last night. I have time tonight, I'll do everything in my power to get it all done and entered so we can all see who has who and what scores are already.

15 minutes ago, MandalorianMoose said:

I’ll believe it when I see it

@geek19 is actually an FFG employee, following status quo. Needs to get approval from whomever holds the trademark to FARTs.

6 minutes ago, Stasy said:

@geek19 is actually an FFG employee, following status quo. Needs to get approval from whomever holds the trademark to FARTs.

"@Stasy has spiked the football, repeat, Stasy has spiked the football. Send in the Runewars Golems"

8 hours ago, geek19 said:

I got distracted by early access Steam games and playing 2 IRL games of Armada last night. I have time tonight, I'll do everything in my power to get it all done and entered so we can all see who has who and what scores are already.

Incorruptibly,
Forbearingly
Abiding
Ranking
Time

Where I will find list of teams and players? I didnt have much time to check forum and miss those crazy topie ?

FART BOX FART BOX!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CUhS1ZPaaV_ASY60cnPPBmh3onTVp2St-lG-LjY3Yo4/edit?usp=sharing

I'm inputting data as much as I can. I have the first few games in there, and have Cactus v clon to put in next. If I did this right, you all can view this sheet but no one should be able to make edits to it. I want to be the only guy who can do it so that if/when something goes wrong I get all the blame and then all the remakes of everything. I already had to remake one thing, so, if you DO get access somehow, please don't edit it? Please?

More games input tomorrow after IRL Armada. Oh, and work of course. Lemme know if anyone sees any issues or anything.

Looks good! How do we know which player has which team name?

I'm happy to have been chosen by "good people" and "I have no idea what I am doing"

7 minutes ago, LTD said:

Looks good! How do we know which player has which team name?

I'm happy to have been chosen by "good people" and "I have no idea what I am doing"

I think the idea was to remain kinda anonymous until the end.

14 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

I think the idea was to remain kinda anonymous until the end.

Yup. It turns out the true FART was the friends we made along the way!

Ewwwww.

AND THIS JUST IN!!!! Clon Managed to Make AN EXTREMLY percise and TOTALLY onpoint perdiction of how each FART team will perform based on an incredible complex combination Allgirithoms, triginometry, geometrics, force forsight, high level Calculus, dividing by 0, and Other TOP SECRET sciencey bits.

I herebye perdict that the FART teams will finish with the following PLacments plus or minus 3 spots based on their "performance value" which i synthesiesed just now. the lower the "performance value" the stronger the team:

1. Silent But Deadly: 4.26667

2. The Roads Less Travelled: 5.46667

3.The Fizzles: 7.733

4. 3,720 to 1: 8.066667

5.The shadows... chaos: 8.4

6. Sir Ginkchester Apo-knighted: 8.466667

7. Jyn and Tonic: 8.58333

8. Statistically Abysmal: 8.733333

9. Still Waiting For Wave Eight: 8.73333

10. Tarkin Care of Business: 9

11. Drake Dortles:9.06667

12. RAAR!: 9.13333

13. World Tagge Team Champions: 9.26667

14. Dadonna Kebab: 9.8

15. SAINTS:9.933333

16. Imp Star Deuce: 10.3333

17. SpVgg Carkoon: 10.4

18. The Dark Side Carrots: 10.466667

19. Cracken's BigMac Attack Snack: 10.53333

20. What Am I Doing?: 10.7333

21. Clontrooper and the Mafia Brigade:11.2

22. Broba Fett’s Gimp Suits: 11.4

23. True Grint:11.866667

24. thecactusman17's properly named silly fleet: 12.066667

25. Fluffy Sparkle Unicorn: 12.333333

26. The Adventures of Captain Weather: The Unexpected GildedPrecipitation: 12.5333

27. Quiz Team Aguilera (this works better for pub quizes):12.6

28. Being Creative About Two Things Is Hard: 12.73333

29. Mon Cala Squids: 12.9333333

30. Who are these people?!:13.06667

31. Admiral Raddest and the Rogues:13.066667

32. Allah hu ackbar?: 13.4

33. Good Human Beings: 13.66667

Edited by clontroper5
adjusted some performance values based on dropped players

also found my favorite team name!

"Clontrooper and the Mafia Brigade"??

GEEK! get this Team SOME BONUS POINTS!!!