I have a serious question I need help with...

By Hepitude, in Runewars Miniatures Game

What does Ravos carry in his man purse?

Runewars Miniatures Uthuk Y'llan Ravos

I have no idea. That purse seriously bugs me. If he were more of a warlock or sorcerer, it would make a lot of sense, but he's really just a warrior. The whole model has a very witch-doctor vibe to it that doesn't jive with the artwork, stats, or lore for this character.

Ketchup?

Are you going to give him Fortuna's Dice? Well, he needs a place to carry those dice!

Yeah, other than that, I've got nothin'.

Snacks, of course. A bit of elf jerky, a spare human heart, some M&Ms (melt in your mouth, not in your hands!), that kind of stuff.

Raspberry jam.

1) He is always hungry, so sometimes you eat that

2) Not every Hawthorne, Kari, Maegan, or Leonx tastes good. So sometime you need a little something to help.

3) He smears it on himself as warpaint.

4) Once He smears it on himself, he smells a little better. A fresh scented commander isnthe thing to help motivate the boys before battle

He's the all-American hero, so it's definitely a sixer of Budweiser to wash down his snacks. I'll have pictures to support this claim when I am done modding my Ravos.

Edited by FranquesEnbiens

He's actually a diabetic (I mean, you would be too if you let yourself go that much), so the purse is for his insulin and other accessories.

He comes prepared; he's the Everhungry not the Everstupid.

Tums

24 minutes ago, Jukey said:

Tums

I can totally relate to this!

1 hour ago, FranquesEnbiens said:

He's the all-American hero

Obese, belligerent and self important?

2 hours ago, flightmaster101 said:

Obese, belligerent and self important?

Yes, and he rolls red, white, and blue!

30 minutes ago, Budgernaut said:

Yes, and he rolls red, white, and blue!

Hiyooo!

Edited by flightmaster101

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Make up obvs

It is called a satchel! Not a purse!

1 hour ago, TallGiraffe said:

It is called a satchel! Not a purse!

And what he’s wearing is of course a utilitoga.

@Panzerninja yeah that sounds about right :D

Or his own little Runewars army.

Edited by Polda
13 hours ago, Polda said:

Or his own little Runewars army.

Which faction does he play?

He thinks that Ravos is totally OP so plays a Daqan army consisting entirely of Rune Golems.

6 hours ago, Suhawk75 said:

Which faction does he play?

He thinks that Ravos is totally OP so plays a Daqan army consisting entirely of Rune Golems.

Surely he would deploy an army of Oathsworn, "because ponies are delicious."

If you have kids, and haven't read "We don't eat our classmates," by Ryan T. Higgins, I highly recommend it.

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When I look at Ravos I think Legion player...

22 minutes ago, Hepitude said:

When I look at Ravos I think Legion player...

I'd say, Waiqar but with all units proxied with AoS minis and him ******* about FFG model quality :D

Having just started putting together my GW Elven Union Blood Bowl team I now understand why Ravos is so **** angry.