54 successes, then death ;.( slightly below average rolls. Wehhhhhh. I am annoyed :'r AND the game taunted me! The next draw in the common item deck was a shotgun! I would have won with a shotgun! I feel like I was cheated out of my rightful victory! :'r Which meaaaaans ;'D I'm gearing up for next game's final battle. Michael, Joe, and Sister Mary... VENGEANCE BLITZ! :'r I will enjoy squishing that ugly lizard. With this team, a final combat kill should be *much* easier. ... Murder. Murder. Murder.
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After several minutes of clean up, it occurred to me, no. No. NO. I don't need Michael. Time to remind Yig why Joe is tier one, and make him cry police brutality. Sorry, Yig, but Joe is actually a P.I., in other words, no mercy for you ;'D