And why they suck! To avoid contributing to an off-topic derail as I so often do...
QuoteWhat about the concept is it that you find so objectionable, if you don't mind me asking?
QuoteI mean, conceptually aren't they all about freeing humanity from a regressive social system imposed on them by alien beings who took their advanced capabilities as proof that humans were lesser and should serve them? Whose family squabble threatens all of existence?
Of course, the Kolat in practice seemed to have very little in common with that concept.
All right, so, here's my beef with the Kolat:
1. They don't jive with the setting.
Oh, humans resenting being ruled by crashed-in god-beings isn't a horrible place to begin... except that it's a very modern, western POV awkwardly jammed into a setting designed to evoke idealized western notions of East Asian culture and myth. Where the Gozoku conspiracy played with notions of fealty- empire or emperor- the Kolat, if taken at face value, seem like an attempt to inject western notions of rationalism into a setting that.... pretty pointedly and artificially resists such impositions in all other ways.
2. They're a philosophy club that does nothing... and get smeared when they do.
For a shadowy conspiracy stretching back to the dawn of the empire, the Kolat sure suck at their job. Either they lurk unseen, doing... stuff... look, shut up, this evil mastermind stuff is hard!... or they show their hand with crap like going after shadowspawn with crystal weapons and get utterly annihilated. It's kind of hard to regard them as a serious threat if merely knowing they exist endangers them.
3. They're nothing but spy movie tropes awkwardly slapped together.
Manchurian Candidates, moles, "they have eyes everywhere," secret surveillance gear, code names... Look. Just give those toys to the Scorpion, and go away.
4. Their philosophy is even less consistent than clan politics.
Are they devoted philosophers committed to their goals? Finance-minded opportunists? Are they egalitarian, or do they get the most mileage out of high-ranking samurai members? Do they burrow within "host clans" (Unicorn, Ox) and compromise large swathes of ruling families, or are they truly a decentralized conspiracy? Are they focused only on the rule of the kami, or do they oppose any and all supernatural leadership? The answer, throughout their history in the old lore, was "yes."
5. Their continued existence is impressive, for all of the wrong reasons.
In a setting where human rights are nonexistent, and where several agencies devoted to rooting out heresy and witchcraft exist with a broad mandate to do horrible things if needed combined with agents of supernatural evil who have theuir own reasons to regard the Kolat as a threat... somehow the Kolat skate by for most of recorded history, and then, once they're a known quantity, somehow continue to make a mockery of efforts to actually get their thematically-untenable butts exterminated.
The Scorpion? Nope, no idea Special K exists until they're told about it.
The Emerald and Jade Magistrates? Nope!
The Asako Inquisition? Nope!
Formless spawn of the Lying Darkness, capable of stealing identities and subsuming humans through erasure of sense of self? Nah, the Kolat are the only ones capable of holding the line at first!
Now, sure, the Kolat don't directly fall under the purview of, say, the Asako Inquisitors... but the furtive, secretive, cell-based junk they do is exactly the sort of thing an Inquisitor would regard as fishy. But nope, they're SUPER SECRET. Until Shinjo returns from the Burning Sands and blows up most of her own family...
Suffice it to say, I'm emphatically Not A Fan. Gimme Gozoku, gimme nameless cabals working toward shadowy ends, give me peasant unrest fomented upon heresy... but keep your friggin' mustache-twirlers out of my transom.