Episode III

Revenge of FFG

Rage! Star Wars armada is crumbling under the attack of overpowered flotillas

AND Riekaan

AND squadrons

AND... I cannot remember what else.

There are heroes on both sides

(not really, cough cough).

Zombies are everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish droid player,

General Ben has swept into the FFG Headquarters

and kidnapped Chancellor Christian T. Petersen.

As the Forum Trolls Army attempts to flee the besieged

headquarters with their valuable hostage,

two Jedi Employees lead a desperate mission

to recue the captive Chancellor...

- Are you ready, Gernes?

- Yes, Kniffen, I think.

- This is going to be another sweep through the forum search engine so better you are...

Oops! That thread was really salty.

Give me good counters. NOW!

Ok, enough!

Give them a pass rule!

I shouldn't. Kniffen want to be more creative.

Don't feel SAd!

- Come on! Tell them something big is coming.

- But you have something, aren't you?

And Wave HeaveN is not even that BIG THING? This is a happy moment!

The new FAQ seems great. Let's play some tournaments and see how it goes.

I guess it is time to try some of the new stuff. What about...

Raddus!

Wow! Look at that! That's a Legion demo. FFG worked hard on it.

Four ISD variants we have. Which one take I should?

More Legion demos!!

Legion looks great but...

What about Armada???

- FFG promised news through Hyperspace Report at Worlds.

- That sounds good. Let's see if the Chancellor return hope to the player base.

Such a boring final again.

- Do you know why Riekaan keeps winning?

- Why?

Because Armada is dead.

Wait! what?

And you will finish it off for me!

You will never cancel Armada! It is the best game we ever designed!

- No! He pays my salary!!

- Mooooooooooney!!

Let's go, I don't want to be late to the Hyperspace Report.

I am glad to show you... Star Wars X-Wing 2.0

That was... dissapointing

Is there a free table to play armada?

We are 10 signed-up players... wait!

Warsaw is actually not so fa...

But we have articles almost finished... Ok, I got it!

I know those demos were a masquerade.

I came to talk about the state of armada

- Legion core just arrived, do you want any...?

- Shut up the mouth!

- Buy ... into ... x-wing!!

- Why are you doing this?

- FFG wants money!

The game is perfect!

You understimate my greed.

I loved it!

You win, I quit!

Something big is till coming!

Did Armada die?

We will announce its cancelation at GenCon.

FINALLY!!

- Epilogue -

Look! Here you have melminatures and armadashipyards. They are our future.

THE END

It tooks a bit, I know.

If you missed the episodes I and II or just want to remember good old times here you have:

I hope you enjoy it!

These never get old lol

These posts are great.

Just to know... Solo goes before Rogue One isn't it?

Yes

2 minutes ago, ovinomanc3r said:

Just to know... Solo goes before Rogue One isn't it?

Is it sad I'm more stoked to see the Armada forum thread interpretation version of "Solo" than the actual movie? lol

2 hours ago, ovinomanc3r said:

I shouldn't  .     Kniff  en want to be mo  re crea  tive.

Don’t feel SAd!

“He was too dangerous to be allowed to activate.”

Such works of art, the Armada prequel trilogy. Far better than the real prequels, anyway.

(To be fair, RotS is actually pretty good, but I guess that discussing the prequels is akin to discussing politics).

22 hours ago, Mostly_Harmless_Species said:

(To be fair, RotS is actually pretty good, but I guess that discussing the prequels is akin to discussing politics).

Eh, that might have been a more fair analogy a couple years ago. But nowadays, not even close. The Prequel fandom never had to fight about whether it's morally okay to create internment camps for "tender youth" that had been intentionally isolated from their parents and given no context or compassion to process that horror, all done as a political bargaining chip and to serve as a horrific deterrent mechanism to others.

Ah, what I wouldn't give to go back to a time when the most controversial and hot-button topic between family and friends was Jar-Jar and "soft like sand."

3 minutes ago, AllWingsStandyingBy said:

The Prequel fandom never had to fight about whether it's morally okay to create internment camps for "tender youth" that had been intentionally isolated from their parents and given no context or compassion to process that horror, all done as a political bargaining chip and to serve as a horrific deterrent mechanism to others.

Suddenly, I enjoy the prequels a lot more.

#PapaPalpatineDidNothingWrong

13 minutes ago, AllWingsStandyingBy said:

Eh, that might have been a more fair analogy a couple years ago. But nowadays, not even close. The Prequel fandom never had to fight about whether it's morally okay to create internment camps for "tender youth" that had been intentionally isolated from their parents and given no context or compassion to process that horror, all done as a political bargaining chip and to serve as a horrific deterrent mechanism to others.

The Jedi took force sensitive children from their families and trained them as children soldiers.

4 minutes ago, Undeadguy said:

The Jedi took force sensitive children from their families and trained them as children soldiers.

And voluntarily led an army of indoctrinated ten-year-olds. And attempted to assassinate a democratically elected leader for his religious beliefs...

Jedis are evil.

I mean, seeing how people react after "jedi business" you can imagine how the old Republic worked.

I actually bought my 1st Mel Miniatures purchase today. Though it was some Armada and also some Legion.

10 minutes ago, Crabbok said:

I actually bought my 1st Mel Miniatures purchase today. Though it was some Armada and also some Legion.

What did you get? If I may know of course.

The Corvus, the Purgil, and his new Ghost crew for Legion, and then from another shop I got some Spaceball heads for Legion as well.