And the "Hollie" goes to....

By bsmith23, in Star Wars: Edge of the Empire RPG

Aah, insomnia...

So, the Annual Galactic Holonet Awards are just around the corner, guaranteed to be the most star studded event ever! Odds on favorite to win:

In the category of Best Documentary is "Death Star: The Heroes of the DS1 Orbital Defense Platform" by K'inn B'urnzz, also up for Best Holo-Director.

Best Comedy: "Pig Sty": A Gamorrean and an Ugnaught sharing the same apartment? Uhoh!

...so I hope you can see where I'm going with this. I need award winners, presenters, performers, an award, and a Red Carpet. Make it memorable, because rumor is Emperor Palpatine will personally be attending this year...

My bet for best soundtrack is Alsakan Nights; Foill Ni’alan is just too good right now. Keep in mind, in the past 25 years, 7 Best Soundtrack awards have gone to films with a Bith composer. Foill accounts for 2 of those, and I think he’s bound for a third.

I know it’s a long shot (you know how ridiculously biased against nonhumans these are) but I’d like to see Rolsat Noviee win a Best Actor. I know his past is checkered from the Pugil scandal, but that was 20 years ago. He did a great job reflecting the mindset and emotions of a Gossam. Plus, how many actors can say they’ve portrayed a Lannik, a human, a Gossam, and a Trandoshan?

Amaro Fonteen was nominated for Best Actor? Are you kidding me?

I get that he’s had a good career in plays, and I can respect that. (Can’t really respect him , with you know, that whole speciesism thing.) But he’s been in one holodrama, and it sucked. Everyone knows that Fortress of the Fallen is nothing more than propaganda from Brentaal Council on High Human Culture!