How do I do a barel roll. I can’t figure it out.

47 minutes ago, Fuzzywookie said:

How do I do a barel roll. I can’t figure it out.

Drink 4 bottles of vodka, dress in unwashed clothes and sing the national anthem. Now that you have no self esteem left: play Xwing.

Or alternatively, resolve an engineering command to shift shields to the exposed side

Awesome. Thanks.

Technically, I think what you're attempting is an aileron roll.

42 minutes ago, rasproteus said:

Technically, I think what you're attempting is an aileron roll.

When you don't have ailerons... is it?

20 hours ago, Drasnighta said:

When you don't have ailerons... is it?

Doesn't have barrels either.

7 minutes ago, Ardaedhel said:

Doesn't have barrels either.

Or a victory roll without a VSD.

Lets just agree there is a corkscrew on board

Just now, Ginkapo said:

Or a victory roll without a VSD.

Lets just agree there is a corkscrew on board

Only wine-swilling Imperials. Rebels are probably beer drinkers.

38 minutes ago, Ardaedhel said:

Only wine-swilling Imperials. Rebels are probably beer drinkers.

Your rebels can choose to be that picky? Lucky.

I always envisioned Rebels as more of a bathtub moonshine kind of bunch...

15 minutes ago, Admiral Calkins said:

I always envisioned Rebels as more of a bathtub moonshine kind of bunch...

Canon: In “Lost Stars”, I believe it’s referred to as “engine grease” or something like that...

But certainly, they’re all over the prison style grappa.

That would be Advanced Proton Torpedo juice.

Imagine the % proof of a pint of that stuff.

18 minutes ago, Drasnighta said:

Canon: In “Lost Stars”, I believe it’s referred to as “engine grease” or something like that...

Forgot about that. Just when I think I’m being funny or witty, paraphrasing the immortal words of Master Qui-Gon Jinn, “There’s always a bigger nerd.”

8 minutes ago, Mad Cat said:

That would be Advanced Proton Torpedo juice.

Some prefer Assault Concussion Missile juice though. I think it’s a regional thing.

Edit: Either way you’ll get blacked out.