Dear Fantasy Flight Games X-Wing Miniatures Forum,

We at the Crait National Parks Preservation Society are extremely grateful for your assistance in these dire times. As you know, our planet surface has recently been decimated by Hondo Ohnaka and his over-eager culinary mining operations. While this pirate has now been driven off by Imperial authorities, the local Moff has no interest in devoting wartime funds to the restoration of our planet. Without the support of generous donors such as yourselves, Crait would have remained a barren and inhospitable wasteland for years, causing significant damage to local vulptex populations and other wildlife.

When we reached out to the Holonet, we expected that the online community could provide us sufficient material to resurface Crait in approximately 10-20 standard years. However, we have been overwhelmed by the sheer quantity of salt that the FFG X-Wing forums have produced. Your salt has covered the entire surface of Crait in only 5 cycles. We write to thank you for your assistance and advise that no more salt is required.

Regards,
Professor Kwi T'whining
Crait National Parks Preservation Society

no more salt is required, eh?

wait till I actually get to rolling green dice again

I was wondering where this was going. I wasn't disappointed.

Gadwag you bloody legend

Sadly, the resulting desalinization of Mon Calamari has created a crisis; capital ships are desperately needed to return some salt before the planet's oceans are depopulated and her Armadas disappear completely.