I can't stand it, I know Whateley planned it
But I'm gonna set it straight, this Key and Gate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
Because your outer sphere is so outta here
So while you sit back and wonder why
I gotta ******* journey through this countryside
Oh my, outer god, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all it's Armitage

Anyone want to improve or take a crack at the second verse? Bonus points if you work in "N’gai, n’gha’ghaa, bugg-shoggog, y’hah; Yog-Sothoth, Yog-Sothoth"

"Ss... se... eth...?"
So lose an action cause the rails are broken
You shut me down with an Elder Thing token
But yo, I'm out, cause Silas is gone.
I banished him with the Necro-nawm-i-cawn

Iääääääää!
Cause what's unseen you cannot hit
Unless you get
a spell that's esoteric
Schemin on the Broods of Yog-Sothoth
I'm tryin to tell you now it's Armitage!

20 minutes ago, CSerpent said:

"Ss... se... eth...?"
So lose an action cause the rails are broken
You shut me down with an Elder Thing token
But yo, I'm out, cause Silas is gone.
I banished him with the Necro-nawm-i-cawn

Iääääääää!
Cause what's unseen you cannot hit
Unless you get
a spell that's esoteric
Schemin on the Broods of Yog-Sothoth
I'm tryin to tell you now it's Armitage!

Love the use of " Iääääääää! "

I want to thank you for getting this stuck in my head.

Anyone want to shoot a parody video for this?