Calling It Now

By Astech, in X-Wing

I'm calling the forum titles as of 20 minutes after the release of wave 14 at retailers:

"T-65 Still Underpowered - only for inexperienced opponents" - metagUy 20 minutes ago

"T-65 fix is 15 Points Above the Power Curve. Beep." - Majorjabber 18 minutes ago

"X-wing DOA?" - lizardman 9 15 minutes ago

"I Bought 8 Already" - GrimmyX 9 minutes ago

"How to Counter Rogue Squadron Builds?" metagUy 8 minutes ago

"Wave XIV is out!" - Lagjendon 7 minutes ago

"New Wave Dropped Today [subscribe]" - Crablett 7 minutes ago

"Counterpoint to [insert forumite's name]'s post" - Astacky 6 minutes ago

" Wave Fourteen Falf Price Sale on Miniature Market! This Isn't the Sale You're Looking For, Move Along [Edited 1 minute ago by Q3kDr4w]" - Q3kDr4w 6 minutes ago

"Where to find Fix Card Singles not expensive?" - Dr. Roidberg 5 minutes ago

"New Vassal module available - ships work fine but Krennic graphic looks depressed" - Glu0n 4 minutes ago

"ISBOfficer OP - 1 point for PWT-like effect!" - Commander Lackwhit 3 minutes ago

"Glitch in new Vassal module rotates all Scurrg, K-wing and Ghost dials 1 move to the left or right when revealed" - TokaidoJoe 3 minutes ago

"New Pivot Wing X-wings Edible?" - Boba Rick 2 minutes ago

"Wave Fifteen Predictions" - J3rk 2 minutes ago

"X-wing themed meals" - Boba Rick 2 minutes ago

"FFG is milking us for money - again!" - Favouritism Flaunt Games 2 minute ago

"X-wing pivot pin cut tongue while chewing - call customer support or home repair?" - Boba Rick 2 minutes ago

"So now that X-wings are buffed, when does [insert ship here] get its time in the spotlight?" CelestialGizzards 1 minute ago

"Choke Hazard not on box?" - Boba Rick 1 minute ago

"X-Wing pivt wing how to dislodge thrt/" - Boba Rick just now

"Boba Rick leaving X-wing?!" - Gold Ladder just now

*Disclaimer: Any likenesses to real, awesome people is entirely coincidental. All entities are the product of the author's deranged imagination.

“The ISB Officer should be in bone white uniform and sable cap, not the stark white worn on a Grand Admiral”

- Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun

12 minutes ago, Astech said:

"Wave XIV is out!" - Lagjendon 7 minutes ago

That totally sounds like something Lagjendon would say, the jerk.

"Happy Thursday" -HavanaBoy 10 minutes ago

12 minutes ago, Astech said:

"X-wing DOA?" - lizardman 9 15 minutes ago

Only because of Harpoons.

12 minutes ago, Astech said:

"So now that X-wings are buffed, when does the TIE Reaper get its time in the spotlight?" CelestialGizzards 1 minute ago

When it hecking releases.

14 minutes ago, Astech said:

"ISBOfficer OP - 1 point for PWT-like effect!" - Commander Lackwhit 3 minutes ago

Oh boy, I can't wait!

15 minutes ago, Astech said:

"New Pivot Wing X-wings Edible?" - Boba Rick 2 minutes ago

Yes.

15 minutes ago, Astech said:

"Glitch in new Vassal module rotates all Scurrg, K-wing and Ghost dials 1 move to the left or right when revealed" - TokaidoJoe 3 minutes ago

This is why it pays to only play the Imps.

15 minutes ago, Astech said:

"X-wing themed meals" - Boba Rick 2 minutes ago

Alright, Star Munch.

16 minutes ago, Astech said:

"Wave Fifteen Predictions" - J3rk 2 minutes ago

This but five of them.

17 minutes ago, Astech said:

"Where to find Fix Card Singles not expensive?" - Dr. Roidberg 5 minutes ago

Ebay or just call FFG and say you didn't get one in your box.

17 minutes ago, Astech said:

"New Vassal module available - ships work fine but Krennic graphic looks depressed" - Glu0n 4 minutes ago

Um... that might have been me.

18 minutes ago, Astech said:

"I Bought 8 Already" - GrimmyX 9 minutes ago

Not twelve? Oh wait, that's Kieransy.

18 minutes ago, Astech said:

"FFG is milking us for money - again!" - Favouritism Flaunt Games 2 minute ago

FFG=Luke Skywalker confirmed!

18 minutes ago, Astech said:

*Disclaimer: Any likenesses to real, awesome people is entirely coincidental. All entities are the product of the author's deranged imagination.

Yeah, right.

Never change, Boba Rick.

Wouldn't all these things happen after the preview articles too?

Edited by Celestial Lizards
38 minutes ago, Celestial Lizards said:

Wouldn't all these things happen after the preview articles too?

Yes, and then there will be minimum 4 posts of people pointing out mistakes

45 minutes ago, Celestial Lizards said:

Only because of Harpoons.

eh............

honestly, no. it's going to be turrets.

It's always turrets

-ficklegreendice since wave 5

52 minutes ago, nexttwelveexits said:

Never change, Boba Rick.

I agree with the above description of me. Food is a distraction during hard times, and if the X-Wing fix falls short I will turn to the comfort of my youth: Oreo cookies and milk.

Oh man, I wish there was one from @Joe Boss Red Seven or would he be "Boe Joss Rouge Seven"?

Do you guys remember his posts from long ago? He'd have little pixel ships that he made himself everywhere. I can't even begin to replicate his phrasing.

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1 hour ago, Astech said:

“I Bought 8 Already" - GrimmyX 9 minutes ago

What a glutton. Other people want little plastic spaceships too!

1 hour ago, Astech said:

“New Pivot Wing X-wings Edible?" - Boba Rick 2 minutes ago

What a glutton. Other people want edible space ships too.

8 minutes ago, Force Majeure said:

Oh man, I wish there was one from @Joe Boss Red Seven or would he be "Boe Joss Rouge Seven"?

Do you guys remember his posts from long ago? He'd have little pixel ships that he made himself everywhere. I can't even begin to replicate his phrasing.

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? Joe is sorely missed.

@Astech , masterful, truely.

Edited by GrimmyV

@Astech : Nice. :lol:

you forgot the obligatory 6 or 7 “reasons why <thing> needs to be nerfed” and “reasons why <thing> shouldn’t be nerfed” threads. ;)

You also forgot the "Forget Wave XV... Let's predict Wave XVI!!" threads. As well as the "Now that we all agree that the X Wing is OP - how do we beat them?" which of course will be filled with people stating things like no they're not, l2gitgud, and troll.

Wave (16) Predition Thread-Any number of potential candidates 9 minutes ago

4 hours ago, Astech said:

"So now that X-wings are buffed, when does [insert ship here] get its time in the spotlight?" CelestialGizzards 1 minute ago

I demand a more accurate one.

51 minutes ago, GrimmyV said:

Still can’t believe @Favoritism Flight Games Isn’t pgs reincarnated. He does a great impression.

He is my muse. Him and Dee @SaltMaster 5000 .

I thought SM5K was PGS?

Why not just fly T-70s?

9 minutes ago, JasonCole said:

I thought SM5K was PGS?

Nope. Dee of Mynock has confirmed he's SM5K multiple times on the podcast.

I'm just now getting into Mynocks casting.

5 hours ago, Boba Rick said:

I agree with the above description of me. Food is a distraction during hard times, and if the X-Wing fix falls short I will turn to the comfort of my youth: Oreo cookies and milk.

Would you eat the Oreos if you ran out of milk or would you starve?