Happy Friday and a Very Happy weekend,

if FFG jumped the Shark and added Jar Jar what would he do?

1 Point Crew

Change one dice result to whatever you want as long as you take 2 damage.

2 minutes ago, Cubanboy said:

1 Point Crew

Change one dice result to whatever you want as long as you take 2 damage.

Too good.

Just now, Drasnighta said:

Too good.

The damage is on one of your ships at random under your shields.

fist player

During first turn discard (put card in airlock) card to reduce speed of flagship by 1 without activating ship.

second player

As above but increase speed by 1

4 points

47 minutes ago, Cubanboy said:

The damage is on one of your ships at random under your shields.

Then say so ??

2 face down damage cards.

Damage is just shields ?

1 hour ago, Cubanboy said:

Happy Friday and a Very Happy weekend,

if FFG jumped the Shark and added Jar Jar what would he do?

HOLYCRAP! You mean I get to blow up Jar Jar? Repeatedly?

That would be awesome!

Admiral

3 points

When you overlap or are overlapped by a friendly ship, each ship suffers 2 facedown damage cards as opposed to the normal 1.

2 hours ago, Shadoq said:

Admiral

3 points

When you overlap or are overlapped by a friendly ship, each ship suffers 2 facedown damage cards as opposed to the normal 1.

See, but that’s a great Admiral. I’d take that easy.

17 points to spend on something else. Might be the best Admiral in the game.

Bombad General Binks - Officer

Rebel Only

10 points

When you overlap an enemy ship, if it is a smaller size than your own, or squadrons, you must remove them from play and complete your maneuver. Then, deploy that ship and/or squadrons at distance 1 of you.

If FFG inlcluded this well-accomplished diplomat and much-beloved bringer of peace between long-divided peoples, they would certainly go all-in and give him a thematic card effect.

Double-slot upgrade (officer, offensive retrofit)
7 points

• Senator Jar Jar Bings
Flagship only

When you reveal a command, you may discard a [squadron] dial or token and this card to choose the enemy flagship at close range. If you do, the match ends immidiately and is counted as 0:0 in points, i.e. a 6:5 win for the second player with a MOV of 0.

General JarJar: 0 points

No effect. The crews don't listen to him anyway.

Representative Binks

officer slot

5 points

If you are targeted by an attack from another ship exhaust this card and discard one other upgrade card from the ship to cancel the attack. Then make one in arc counter attack with full battery die but modify all [hit icon] to blank or accuracy immediately after rolling. These die can not then be modified or re-rolled.

How about we fire him out the Air Lock? Robot Chicken showed us how!

"While attacking, you may discard this card to choose an enemy ship at close range. You may change the chosen ship's lowermost command dial."

"What hit us?" "I don't know and I don't care!"

3 hours ago, BiggsIRL said:

Bombad General Binks - Officer

Rebel Only

10 points

When you overlap an enemy ship, if it is a smaller size than your own, or squadrons, you must remove them from play and complete your maneuver. Then, deploy that ship and/or squadrons at distance 1 of you.

is that instead of dealing damage to the ships or inclusive of dealing damage cards?

Same time. Your choice.

Darth jar jar:

Admiral

50pts

At any point in the game, You may summon a horde of internet trolls against your opponent. If you do the game ends immediately in a loss for both players.

Trolls are still better than cheese whales

He would be beloved by the children while being cursed by the elders.

8 minutes ago, Democratus said:

He would be beloved by the children while being cursed by the elders.

As long as he dies alone and forgotten, I'm good.

12 hours ago, Cubanboy said:

The damage is on one of your ships at random under your shields.

make it two dammage cards rather than just damage maybe?

there might be huge untapped potential in detrimental upgrade cards that add weaknesses but make ships cheaper.

Bombad Admiral Binks

Slot: Admiral

Cost: 100 points

Your flagship starts at speed zero, and cannot move unless moved my another unit.

On the 3rd and 5th rounds, pick up all Command dials assigned to your ships, shuffle them, and randomly reasign them.

Senator Jar Jar Binks "Officer"

-5 points

When you activate your opponent may either choose any command dial to reveal or change your speed by 1 to a minimum of one.

Edit:

HAPPY FRIDAY!

New damage cards:

Jar Jar Got Ascared.

Discard a defense token and flip this card face down.

Ewoks Ate Some Crew.

You may not spend command tokens.

Porgs Distract Gunners.

Remove one die from your next attack pool, then flip this card face down.