
Imperial Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Han Solo: Sorry officer. Chewie never uses his seatbelt. He says his hair gets caught in the buckle.
Imperial Officer: Actually, you were speeding. You were doing 12 in a 6 Parsec Zone.
Solo: Does this mean I get two tickets? ("Boy, I sure hope he can't smell the spice in the back. . .")
