Chuck Norris and Darth Vader once played a game of Jax, now Vader has to wear a life support suit
X-wing Joke Thread
Speaking of Darth Vader, did you know he had another wife? Her name was Ella.
It didn't last too long; they had a lot of ups and downs and Vader kept pushing her buttons.
5 minutes ago, Force Majeure said:Speaking of Darth Vader, did you know he had another wife? Her name was Ella.
It didn't last too long; they had a lot of ups and downs and Vader kept pushing her buttons.
It took me too long to get this one ?
11 minutes ago, Force Majeure said:Speaking of Darth Vader, did you know he had another wife? Her name was Ella.
It didn't last too long; they had a lot of ups and downs and Vader kept pushing her buttons.
I audibly groaned and hit my desk
10 minutes ago, Ktan said:I audibly groaned and hit my desk
That's the sign of a successful Dad joke.
Truly, today I may call myself a man.
Edited by Force Majeure9 hours ago, ficklegreendice said:the X-wing
until Saw's comes out, that's the joke
beat all of us to the punch... get it.
A lot of people think the TIE Punisher is a joke.
Well, he is called the PUNisher.
1 hour ago, Force Majeure said:Speaking of Darth Vader, did you know he had another wife? Her name was Ella.
It didn't last too long; they had a lot of ups and downs and Vader kept pushing her buttons.
Also acceptable: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
From the "Dank X-Wing Memes" Facebook page.
What does Jan do when her HWK runs out of fuel?
Jan Ors
What happened when Dace met the Pink Panther?
Bonearm bonearm... bonearm bonearm boneaaaaaarm.
17 hours ago, Arkanta974 said:Rexler Brath ability ?
Clearly you've never played him, you must have trouble focusing your attacks...
3 minutes ago, FlyingAnchors said:Clearly you've never played him, you must have trouble focusing your attacks...
I have actually play with him
but my opponent focusing him to well... especially with hot shot copilot...
I hear with a Hotshot copilot and cold dice on the falcon, han can use cool hand to keep luke warm.
The dad-game is strong in this thread.
Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
He was dead
On 6.03.2018 at 12:52 PM, FTS Gecko said:
Oh snap. There is actually one meaningful scene in that movie.
1 hour ago, Suriel said:Oh snap. There is actually one meaningful scene in that movie.
I'm pretty sure that scene confirms that Ruin Johnson is a troll of the first order.
Edited by FTS Gecko
Why won't Howlrunner kiss any TIE Defender pilots?
Bad Brath.
On 3/6/2018 at 2:20 PM, Force Majeure said:Speaking of Darth Vader, did you know he had another wife? Her name was Ella.
It didn't last too long; they had a lot of ups and downs and Vader kept pushing her buttons.
Was having lunch today, pondering your joke (since I initially didn't get it) and it hit me...
Ouch.
Like a proton torpedo !