Dear FFG

By MandalorianMoose, in Star Wars: Armada

I want a ship that throws 20 black and 10 blue dice at long range, gets 3 ordinance slots, 2 ion cannons, built in fire control teams, destroys squadrons when I overlap them, and isn’t able to be used by my opponents. Defense tokens are decided by whatever I need at the moment and they can’t be accuracied.

ur game is imbalanced if you don’t do this

noob didn't ask for a pony

23 minutes ago, MandalorianMoose said:

I want a ship that throws 20 black and 10 blue dice at long range, gets 3 ordinance slots, 2 ion cannons, built in fire control teams, destroys squadrons when I overlap them, and isn’t able to be used by my opponents. Defense tokens are decided by whatever I need at the moment and they can’t be accuracied.

ur game is imbalanced if you don’t do this

So something unstoppable? You must be an X-wing player.

i kid, i kid

We're talking about the soon to be revealed "something big is coming" quote which absolutely means it's the SSD and has everything you just listed there?

Armada is broken and Imps are OP.

Edit:

What do you mean the sarcasm meter is off the scale? I'm being 100% serious!

Edited by Karneck
51 minutes ago, MandalorianMoose said:

I want a ship that throws 20 black and 10 blue dice at long range, gets 3 ordinance slots, 2 ion cannons, built in fire control teams, destroys squadrons when I overlap them, and isn’t able to be used by my opponents. Defense tokens are decided by whatever I need at the moment and they can’t be accuracied.

ur game is imbalanced if you don’t do this

What a piece of garbage! Not one single Turbolaser slot?

Did FFG actually say something big is coming? Or is it wishful thinking?

5 minutes ago, MAstaKFC said:

Did FFG actually say something big is coming? Or is it wishful thinking?

Unfortunately they did, and it set a bunch of the SSD fans off lol.

I dont mind either way cause its kinda funny to watch

They always say that sonething big is coming. And it's usually a big disappointmwnt for Amrada fans.

Ill let you borrow morna kee some time if you want, thats essentially her right?

2 hours ago, MandalorianMoose said:

I want a ship that throws 20 black and 10 blue dice at long range, gets 3 ordinance slots, 2 ion cannons, built in fire control teams, destroys squadrons when I overlap them, and isn’t able to be used by my opponents. Defense tokens are decided by whatever I need at the moment and they can’t be accuracied.

ur game is imbalanced if you don’t do this

I want a starship that big that I can overlap my opponent. Not his fleet, I mean him. Insta win.

No sensor teams slot? Utter garbage. How can you win without investing 30pts in sensor teams to counter your enemies auto take nebulon b's with redemption stapled?

But no redirect.

With blackjack and hookers!!!! bendertheoffender.jpg?w=650

5 hours ago, MandalorianMoose said:

I want a ship that throws 20 black and 10 blue dice at long range, gets 3 ordinance slots, 2 ion cannons, built in fire control teams, destroys squadrons when I overlap them, and isn’t able to be used by my opponents. Defense tokens are decided by whatever I need at the moment and they can’t be accuracied.

Got you covered. ;)

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I believe this is the ship you are describing. :D

The something "big" that is coming is a 6×3 playmat.

26 minutes ago, ScottGilbert25 said:

The something "big" that is coming is a 6×3 playmat.

You misunderstand, 6x3 is the size of the ship's base.

I admit it may be difficult to maneuver.

15 minutes ago, Mad Cat said:

You misunderstand, 6x3 is the size of the ship's base.

I admit it may be difficult to maneuver.

Perfectly fine if it has an experimental retro slot and first deployment.....

never has to move.

1 hour ago, Sharego said:

With blackjack and hookers!!!! bendertheoffender.jpg?w=650

That’s why we always play on the bespin mats. Winner gets all the hookers and blackjack on cloud city.

Demo Triple-Tap, Rebel GH 2+3 and Sloane 1+4 still beat it.

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7 hours ago, Karneck said:

We're talking about the soon to be revealed "something big is coming" quote which absolutely means it's the SSD and has everything you just listed there?

wrong,

it's winter that's coming ;)

8 hours ago, Ginkapo said:

No sensor teams slot? Utter garbage. How can you win without investing 30pts in sensor teams to counter your enemies auto take nebulon b's with redemption stapled?

You dummy, it has 3 wildcard slots and you get to pick what kind of upgrade you want to put in them before each game!

2 hours ago, CenterPoint said:

wrong,

it's winter that's coming ;)

Winter does not concern me Admiral...

1 hour ago, GrandAdmiralCrunch said:

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She's holding that light saber all wrong.

"Have you been injured as a result of an accident at work? You could be entitled to compensation."