Introducing .....breakfast.

By Velvetelvis, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Gong for basic coffee and a chocolate donut today.

Because I'm an adult who makes good decisions.

Pancakes with a turret and bomblet omelettes, while comforting, are not wholesome.

A-wings and Interceptors are always excellent breakfast options.

Because they maneuver swiftly.

And then fall apart quickly.

...

I'll see myself out now

Hwk-290s everywhere.

What about second breakfast?

2 minutes ago, Procastination said:

What about second breakfast?

Do you have extra mealnitions tokens?

47 minutes ago, Velvetelvis said:

Gong for basic coffee and a chocolate donut today.

Because I'm an adult who makes good decisions.

You're choice of coffee and a donut are just fine and a reasonable decision.

My choice, on the other hand, of two donuts, a side of bacon, and a diet mt dew ... well ...

55 minutes ago, Velvetelvis said:

Gong for basic coffee and a chocolate donut today.

Because I'm an adult who makes good decisions.

I'm so in on this. Just don't equip the Omlette Generator. It's overpowered.

My fast is generally broken with some combination of yogurt, bananna and granola bar. That said, I do love to experiment with my breakfast composition on weekends. Full bodied tournament I usually field the Long Island Hangover Cure: bacon egg and cheese w/ salt, pepper, and ketchup on an egg everything bagel with a black coffee, and perhaps a nip of the hair of the dog. Come correct or get rekt, amirite?

I am thinking about hitting up Carl's Jr. and getting a Big Country Breakfast Burrito.

Ugh. Seems like every list I see these days is some variation of Coffee/Bacon. I'm just so sick of the current breakfast meta.

I skipped breakfast today :P

White chocolate & raspberry blondie. Healthy? Like buggery. Tasty? Darn right.

Oatmeal and coffee; I just feel like having 2 items is the only way to have Real Breakfast.

3 minutes ago, impspy said:

Oatmeal and coffee; I just feel like having 2 items is the only way to have Real Breakfast.

Complimentary continental breakfast: the original Breakfast Swarm

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Dash Donut and Black One hot coffee please !

I'm sorry to disagree with all of the above. Since breakfast is the most important meal of the day it should be balanced. Therefore I submit Cracker Barrel' s Eggs in a Basket.

Two eggs cooked in sour dough bread.

Potato cheese casserole

Baked Apples

Full order of Bacon

Full order of sausage.

For those of us doing Weight Watchers point system the above breakfast consumes 37 points. This breakfast contains all the food groups, meats, dairy, fruits and veggies with enough calories to last a full day of gaming! Add coffee to your eyeballs float. Just remember to set an alarm to wake you from the post breakfast coma so you're not late to the first match. :P

Milkshakes and a smoke of weed. Nothing better.

BACON!!!!!!

As for my breakfast...Fried egg, sausage, spicy beer cheese and banana peppers on toasted rye. Washed down with a big old cup of joe in my Kylo mug.

He'll show you the dark roast.

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Most of the time I go for croissants and tea. During the casual events such as brunch tournament, I take something more competitive like toasts, ham, eggs bacon... occasionally French toast, even almost no one else believe it can work.

My wife always goes with scrambled missiles/eggs nowadays...

I feel like bacon defines too much of the breakfast meta. Every time I look at a breakfast option, all I can think is "but it could be bacon!". It's probably a weakness of the format.

2 minutes ago, MasterShake2 said:

I feel like bacon defines too much of the breakfast meta. Every time I look at a breakfast option, all I can think is "but it could be bacon!". It's probably a weakness of the format.

Bacon should be the Pure Sabaac of your breakfast squad. It's not the main course, you don't want it being the overwhelming part of your meal, but almost any breakfast is better with it.

3 minutes ago, viedit said:

Bacon should be the Pure Sabaac of your breakfast squad. It's not the main course, you don't want it being the overwhelming part of your meal, but almost any breakfast is better with it.

Bacon is more like Miranda. Always present even with minor power variations and pairs well with anything.

But you can never go wrong with a nice BLT and garlic mayo