Rouge Squadron

By Darth Meanie, in X-Wing

DO NOT SPELL-CHECK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

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Darth Meanie, you have made my night mate. This is awesome.

Lol I totally came into this thread to spell-correct you. :lol:

instead a couple comments:

R2-QT: should be a lot more expensive or at least “ X-Wing only .”

QT-RT: if you’re stressed, how do you expect to be able to take an action? Likewise, most other red tokens (tractor beams, ion tokens) are removed before you get a chance to take an action. Instead, how about “at the start of combat...”

7 minutes ago, Herowannabe said:

Lol I totally came into this thread to spell-correct you. :lol:

instead a couple comments:

R2-QT: should be a lot more expensive or at least “ X-Wing only .”

QT-RT: if you’re stressed, how do you expect to be able to take an action? Likewise, most other red tokens (tractor beams, ion tokens) are removed before you get a chance to take an action. Instead, how about “at the start of combat...”

For R2, I thought the ability was less powerful than R2-D2 (finite resource), so I lowered the cost. I guess I could bump it back up.

Valid point about QT-RT though. . .

14 minutes ago, markcsoul said:

Don't forget pink five!

https://youtu.be/ttnRo0WViXQ

LOL. Done:

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Up the cost and lower the dice of Le Baton Rouge and then have it assign stress AND ion AND tractor beam. AND jam, but the jam has to be raspberry jam, and it has to be applied directly to your opponent's face, from across the table, at high velocity.

Actually... on second thought, never mind the jam. That should be Lone Starr's pilot ability. A jam token is fine.

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You should really do stand up at the Mos Eisley cantina and quit your day job!

These are absolutely BRILLIANT!

1 hour ago, nexttwelveexits said:

Up the cost and lower the dice of Le Baton Rouge and then have it assign stress AND ion AND tractor beam. AND jam, but the jam has to be raspberry jam, and it has to be applied directly to your opponent's face, from across the table, at high velocity.

Actually... on second thought, never mind the jam. That should be Lone Starr's pilot ability. A jam token is fine.

Ok, so what would the Barf Crew card do? The Eagle 5 Title?
Obviously, Lonestar as a Pilot or as a Crew would apply the "Jammed!" condition card.

President Skroob (Crew) would be a fun one to have, as would Lord Helmet (Crew). But I don't think Lord Helmet's tie would make it into the game. That is definitely NSFW.

14 minutes ago, Yakostovian said:

Ok, so what would the Barf Crew card do? The Eagle 5 Title?
Obviously, Lonestar as a Pilot or as a Crew would apply the "Jammed!" condition card.

President Skroob (Crew) would be a fun one to have, as would Lord Helmet (Crew). But I don't think Lord Helmet's tie would make it into the game. That is definitely NSFW.

Idk if you're familiar with Decipher's Star Wars CCG, but my fanmade card for that game was Dark Helmet's Custom TIE, which was an equipment card that just made your character look dapper:

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Some off-the-cuff thoughts:

Princess Vespa (crew): If you just received damage from an attack, roll an attack die. On a [critical] result, deal a face-up damage card to the ship that attacked you. If your ship does not have Her Royal Highness' Matched Luggage, discard this card.

Her Royal Highness' Matched Luggage (modification): This card takes up all non-[crew] upgrade slots on your ship.

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip A. (crew): You may not roll more than two attack dice. Immediately after you roll attack dice, turn all of your [critical] results into [blank] results. Your attack dice may not otherwise be modified.

Mr. Coffee (system): Reduces the cost of [crew] upgrades and any upgrade with "Mr." in the title. After setup, roll an attack die. On a [critical] result, discard one of your crew cards.

Mr. Radar (modification): I'm not sure what this does, but you have to discard it if your ship receives a Jam token.

Mr. Rental (tech): At the beginning of activation, you may discard this card to peek at one of your opponent's maneuver dials. You may then alter your maneuver dial.

5 hours ago, markcsoul said:

Don't forget pink five!

https://youtu.be/ttnRo0WViXQ

You beat me to it! That was the first thing that came to mind looking at the cards in the OP.

Poetry at it's finest.

This is brilliant. Bump.

10 minutes ago, JJH_BATMAN said:

This is brilliant. Bump.

It's also 2 years old...

BUT it still was funny!!

Thread necromancy should be reserved for people who have updated this quality content to 2.0 XD

On ‎3‎/‎27‎/‎2020 at 3:42 PM, Nyxen said:

Thread necromancy should be reserved for people who have updated this quality content to 2.0 XD

Vader & Boba Fett - YouTube

"She's no good to me in first edition."

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On 3/28/2020 at 11:43 PM, Darth Meanie said:

Vader & Boba Fett - YouTube

"She's no good to me in first edition."

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This is great 😄

By the way, what did you use to make that custom card? Is there a card generator somewhere for 2.0?

1 hour ago, TedW said:

This is great 😄

By the way, what did you use to make that custom card? Is there a card generator somewhere for 2.0?

Strange Eons.

Sadly, it hasn't seen much development for about a year or more, so a lot of things are missing these days (no upgrade cards, no Huge ships, only the 1.0 factions), but it's good for about 90% of what you'd want to do. However, you can prettily easily fudge the last 10% (I still make upgrade cards in 1.0 format).

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2 hours ago, Darth Meanie said:

Strange Eons.

Sadly, it hasn't seen much development for about a year or more, so a lot of things are missing these days (no upgrade cards, no Huge ships, only the 1.0 factions), but it's good for about 90% of what you'd want to do. However, you can prettily easily fudge the last 10% (I still make upgrade cards in 1.0 format).

Thanks a lot good sir! 😉