3 minutes ago, RufusDaMan said:

I've never admitted that my fave ships from the universe are scum.

I feel like I wanna throw up.

That's serious. I understand the Fang and Starviper, because they are beautiful ships.

But the rest? bleeeeurgh

Go look for help.

I've never ever played with bombs or against bombs.

I think I've never played a game without overlapping a Firespray. Mostly with Asteroids.

I've never flown Whisper despite the fact that I've spent countless hours flying TIE Phantoms.

I've never flipped over a Damaged Sensor Array crit on my first try.

I've never flow "Fel's Warth" (that's an easy one )

I‘ve never skipped my range 1 shot because of enough Harpoon conditions on the almost dead target to kill us both.

Touched a JM5K. Now that I think about it, I seriously can't remember it happening...

I've never flown a list that won a regionals or above.

I've never flown at least three ships that I've bought.

I've never used saboteur, collision detector, etc.

I've never kis-... never mind.

I never forgot that X Wing is a superb game, but only a game. Also never won a store prize with more than 8 players.

I've never picked up and swallowed an opponent's acrylic Focus token when he was momentarily distracted.

played anything else besides scum

(and 1 game of the original core with imperials but that dont count)

Never made a cut (I’ve won a small tournament, gotten 2nd or 3rd, but never a cut...)

Never taken anything but Rebels to a tournament.

Never used a Jumpmaster.

Never used Soontir Fel.

Never killed a Shadowcaster.

Never liked playing against Asajj or Ketsu.

Never used a Missile! Weird one, used Bombs, used Torpedoes but never a Missile. Besides Chardaan Refit I guess!

I've never played against anyone but my regular gaming buddy, except for people who I'm demoing it for to try to get them interested.

I’ve never thought the Scum HWK was anything but amazing. (Yes even Dace... To a lesser extent, but still)

Never beat Dash in a true competitive tournament.

Never flown Dash.

Never flown Poe.

Never flown Han.

Never flown Rey. (But use her as a crew A LOT)

Never won anything of value with a Firespray list even though I keep trying.

I've never played anything more than a demo game.

Never respected Boba Fett as a character. (Love his design, though...)

Never sought help for what some call a crippling Glitterstims addiction. I can stop whenever I want!

Never apologized for my list or chosen faction.

Never agreed to a "no disintegrations" policy.

Never let the haters steal my shine.

I've never been to Boston in the Fall...

Oh, you mean X-Wing, uh, I've never tried Epic even though I'm buying up all of the ships.

I never bought a CR90.

Beaten Dengar and Nym.

Flown a swarm.

Used a TIE Punisher the way I want to and win.

Used my baby's toys to theorycraft for the next regional, using blocks as asteroids, pads to simulate the field and different pieces to represent ships... all the while voicing my thoughts out loud for her while she drooled... Ok yeah, I actually did it.

7 hours ago, FlyingAnchors said:

Well...

Ive never sniffed a lightning bug

and I’ve never licked a spark plug

and I’ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball!

And I’ve never bathed in yogurt,

and I don’t look good in leggings...

and ive never beat a shadowcaster at all.

Are you a Karthakk Pirate who doesn't to anything?

I've never flown against Miranda...

I've never played Miranda out of respect for my fellow players' enjoyment of the game (though my resolve is being eroded away as the losses pile up).
I've never killed a Shadowcaster.
I've never believed a ship to be DOA.
I've never had success with X-Wing lists despite multiple attempts and variations. One day... one day...

I never gave up on Boba Fett and Slave I.

I've never been so pissed at an opponent than the time I discovered what exactly a Ghost equipped with Autoblaster and Accuracy Corrector does.