"I've never" anonymous

By Velvetelvis, in X-Wing

5 hours ago, Grendelator said:

I've never flow "Fel's Warth" ;) (that's an easy one ;) )

He is meta now. Fly right into Nyms proton bombs and harpoon missiles and just laugh, because you get a shot this round!

I’ve never used palp (before or after nerf)

I've never flown a large ship.

I've never played a game with a huge ship in it.

I've never placed in the top half of a tournament.

I've never pulled the "doesn't matter" crit and always pull the "OH GOD, NOT THAT ONE" crit.

I've never flown a netlist.

8 hours ago, Erion_Fett said:

I think I've never played a game without overlapping a Firespray. Mostly with Asteroids.

I feel you... I think I have never finished a game without overlapping my own ships multiple times :rolleyes:

Never Flown the YT-1300, and don’t even own the YT-2400

8 hours ago, wurms said:

He is meta now. Fly right into Nyms proton bombs and harpoon missiles and just laugh, because you get a shot this round!

Time to break out my old Interceptor.

Never used Palp.

Never flown anything imperial before wave 4 outside of HotAC.

I've never dialed any other opening maneuvre than a 5 straight with any TiE fighter that has it.

You've gotta let the twins howl...

I've never flown the Falcon (other than in Benchmark).

I own it, and I always seem to have others do it, but I've never.

I’ve never told the players at a tournament I was running that certain legal card interactions were banned.

I've never flown Biggs.

I've never flown my 2 most expensive ships.

I've never stopped thinking T-65's can be competitive.

17 hours ago, Erion_Fett said:

I think I've never played a game without overlapping a Firespray. Mostly with Asteroids.

Firespray was the first large base I ever flew; I think my first few games there wasn't a time where I didn't fly one right off the edge of the map. :D

I have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Never played against Palp Aces without killing Palpatine, even if it would cost me the game.

I’ve never bought an Epic ship, and yet I own 4.

15 hours ago, Evanist said:

I feel you... I think I have never finished a game without overlapping my own ships multiple times :rolleyes:

You gotta own it - bumped? Yeah, that that was tactical to tilt my arc by x degrees in preperation for next round. Intimidates your opponent!

3 minutes ago, Admiral Deathrain said:

You gotta own it - bumped? Yeah, that that was tactical to tilt my arc by x degrees in preperation for next round. Intimidates your opponent!

I've never flown a ship off the board without trying to give the impression it was a psychological move.

1 hour ago, Admiral Deathrain said:

You gotta own it - bumped? Yeah, that that was tactical to tilt my arc by x degrees in preperation for next round. Intimidates your opponent!

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I've never bought or owned a large 360 ship, nor I have willingly played one.

I was forced to in one friendly Vassal tournament, where you had to use a list from the opponent in previous rounds: Chiraneau was in all of them. It felt extremely dirty.

Never played triplejumps.

I've never let an opponent's ship fly off the table if it had an alternative legal move available which allowed it to stay on.

But I have blocked ships to force them off...

On 1/19/2018 at 1:39 AM, Azrapse said:

...played a game of X-wing in which I haven't been told my list is toxic.
(I used to play early on stress + ion rebels; then later on TLT k-wings with stress support; then later on palp defenders, later on XG-1 gunboat spam)

you are a monster and i hope you are driven from the world of men, forced to live in the sewers as you deserve

Should have written this yesterday: cloaking device never broke... until yesterday :(