Welcome to the support group. There's coffee and meth on the back table.

I'l go first..

I'e never beaten a quad TLT list.

Lost with a U-Wing

Have fun with a rebel list (XXBBZ) despite to be a imperial pilot...

Flown a scum list

Been able to admit that basically all of my favorite ships need serious work to be as viable as other ships ; _ ;

Flown a vcx with the phantom docked.

Rolled an evade result

Run a competitive list.

Flown a Scum ship made after the Star Viper.

rolled a major explosion into a direct hit

4 minutes ago, wurms said:

rolled a major explosion into a direct hit

And so now you will, it’s a commentator curse.......

Played anything but empire

I've never liked paying X-wings.

I keed... I keed...

I’ve never flown 3/4 of my collection.

My K-Wings have never hit the table... they're the only ship I've never flown.

I've never gotten Rexler Brath's pilot ability to trigger, even when flying him with expertise and TIE/x7

Well...

Ive never sniffed a lightning bug

and I’ve never licked a spark plug

and I’ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball!

And I’ve never bathed in yogurt,

and I don’t look good in leggings...

and ive never beat a shadowcaster at all.

Never beaten a squad with Soontir Fel in it. I've killed Fel, but lost the matches.

...played a game of X-wing in which I haven't been told my list is toxic.
(I used to play early on stress + ion rebels; then later on TLT k-wings with stress support; then later on palp defenders, later on XG-1 gunboat spam)

I've never won a match where I had either one or two (scum) Aggressors in my list. At least 0-7 I believe. Sad I know.

I've never lost using Thweek

Loved any other small ships more than T.A.Ps.

I have 5

3 hours ago, BlodVargarna said:

I’ve never flown 3/4 of my collection.

me too and I still want to have every expansion.

Thought arcdodging was difficult.

I've never admitted that my fave ships from the universe are scum.

I feel like I wanna throw up.