Like many of you, I saw The Last Jedi this weekend. I liked it a lot. Only after seeing it did I dip my toes into the firestorm raging within our community. I left the theater on a positive note and was surprised how many people felt otherwise.
That said, I had issues with the movie, the majority of which revolved around the story arc for Poe and Finn. I didn’t care much for it and got to thinking about what might have been a better story that would have fit into the movie without disrupting all the great stuff going on with Luke, Rey, and Kylo. And since most of the people in my normal life don’t obsess over Star Wars like I do, I figured I’d share this with some like-minded individuals.
So without further adieu, here is my alternate treatment for Poe and Finn in The Last Jedi. Spoilers abound.
Early on in the movie, Poe approaches Holdo, all hot and bothered about the “do nothing” strategy. Holdo reprimands him, reminds him of his demotion, and the chain of command. She’s wearing appropriate military attire, not a dress (c’mon, she’s an Admiral). Holdo then says something to the effect of “let’s put that reckless bravado to use.” She hasn’t been doing nothing; she’s been planning a boarding action for Snoke’s flagship.
She fills Poe in and taps him to command the mission. He’s the best pilot they’ve got, so it’s up to him to fly the assault shuttle. Nien Nunb is his second-in-command and co-pilot. Call back to RotJ and some fan service. I mean, he’s already there in the background. Use him!
Finn has knowledge of the ship since he has served on it. Erase the whole “Finn tries to jump ship” nonsense. Rose is now introduced as the tech who can disable the tracking device. Poe learns that Rose’s sister was killed aboard a bomber that Poe sacrificed. The responsibilities of leadership begin to weigh on him and he starts the process of maturing (which seems to be the theme of his development). The rest of the team consists of some Resistance marines, kinda like the soldiers featured at the climax of Rogue One.
The cruiser jams the First Order sensors, allowing the strike team to approach undetected. They dock, cut through the hull, and access the flagship using maintenance corridors to sneak through the ship. If Finn is a stupid janitor, might as well make that knowledge relevant.
Meanwhile, the First Order is puzzling out the jamming action and detects the infiltrators. Stormtroopers ambush Poe’s team; some red shirt Resistance marines die and Poe chooses to surrender rather than sacrifice the lives of his whole team. Before they are captured, he sends a burst transmission to the Resistance cruiser, alerting them that the plan has failed. Holdo enacts Plan B. She continues jamming the First Order sensors to cloak the transports.
Phasma finds the transmitter on Poe and realizes the Resistance has been warned. The bridge crew breaks the jamming and detects the fleeing cruisers. They begin shooting them down. Nien Nunb, along with Rose, avoided capture and create a diversion, allowing Poe and the others to turn the tables on the stormtroopers. Finn gets the drop on Phasma and kills her. They don’t trade any ridiculous banter about traitors.
The strike team then commandeers an Imperial shuttle and flees just as Holdo rams the flagship (not at lightspeed). The collision provides cover enough for the transports to effect their escape to the planet’s surface.
The rest of the movie remains as is. All of this happens in place of the Canto Bight jaunt and Poe’s mutiny.
Fin.