I have been playing this game wrong.

By Fuzzywookie, in X-Wing

1 hour ago, Darth Meanie said:

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Forget that Give me copious amounts of this.

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FFG look at this thread! At this point X-Wing is done, it has collapsed under the weight of its rules Erratas FAQs and poor wordings. We need a reboot NOW! If we do not get X-Wing 2.0 soon severe brain damage is imminent.

8 hours ago, KommanderKeldoth said:

No Shields, All Guts! Empire to the core!

*TIE Defender goes racing by, fully shielded*

8 hours ago, Darth Meanie said:

It's just for weekends and holidays. ;)

Look at this younglings with their TIE/Ds and SFs, with their shields and titles... Back in my day, we didn't have that fancy blue tokens, and we were doing fine*!!

* = not me and my 'ceptors...

12 hours ago, Fuzzywookie said:

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Shields allow a ship to suffer damage without the risk of being dealt faceup Damage cards. The blue number on a Ship card is the ship’s shield value, indicating how many shield tokens to place on the Ship card during setup.
• A ship cannot have more shield tokens than its shield value. If a ship has a number of shield tokens equal to its shield value, it cannot recover shields.

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Edited by Suriel

This thread is a treasure.

Also, I thought shield tokens were rebel propaganda; they always seem to die far easier than my TIEs

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12 minutes ago, Nyxen said:

This thread is a treasure.

Also, I thought shield tokens were rebel propaganda; they always seem to die far easier than my TIEs

Your 4 X-Wing list has 8 Shields? Well my swarm has 8 TIEs...
...oh the good old times.

1 hour ago, Hannes Solo said:

If we do not get X-Wing 2.0 soon severe brain damage is imminent.

Too late...

12 hours ago, Hannes Solo said:

..."I'll take a crit. Shaken, not stirred."

Stirred Pilot: At the start of the combat phase, receive a disgusted look from Sean Connery. Action: Shake your ship model violently, then flip this card face down.

13 hours ago, Hannes Solo said:

This is true and backed by the law of conversation of energy.

Never had a conversation with energy. Didnt even know it can talk... :-)

8 minutes ago, Thormind said:

Never had a conversation with energy. Didnt even know it can talk... :-)

And you probably still use the shilds wrongly.

This entire thread, summed up:

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Indeed. Someone should go home and rethink their life.

Hits are always dealt faceup.

Crits are simply written on the back of hits.

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6 hours ago, Npmartian said:

Stirred Pilot: At the start of the combat phase, receive a disgusted look from Sean Connery. Action: Shake your ship model violently, then flip this card face down.

You got it wrong. Should be- Shtirred Pilot: at the shtart of the combat phase, receive a dishgusted look from Sean Connery.

21 hours ago, Fuzzywookie said:

SHIELDS
Shields allow a ship to suffer damage without the risk of being dealt faceup Damage cards. The blue number on a Ship card is the ship’s shield value, indicating how many shield tokens to place on the Ship card during setup.
• A ship cannot have more shield tokens than its shield value. If a ship has a number of shield tokens equal to its shield value, it cannot recover shields.

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4 hours ago, FlyingAnchors said:

Hits are always dealt faceup.

Crits are simply written on the back of hits.

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