A tired and grumpy samurai walks into a bar...

By LordBlunt, in Legend of the Five Rings: The Card Game

... looks around and decides to....

(time for a chain thread, methinks) :D

28 minutes ago, LordBlunt said:

... looks around and decides to....

...have a quite drink and show no sign that he is tired and grumpy, After all, that would be a shameful display of emotion.

Yes, Akodo PerfectSamuraiGuy never had any interesting stories to tell, but he never lost Face.

Never lost face until a Goju took his, anyway

Goju PerfectSamuraiGuy went looking for more things to unmake and found...

.......The Ruby of Iuchiban.......yadda yadda yadda.......skip to the end. Fu Leng wins.

Is that not how we do this?

10 minutes ago, Ishi Tonu said:

.......The Ruby of Iuchiban.......yadda yadda yadda.......skip to the end. Fu Leng wins.

Is that not how we do this?

You might think so. But it was actually the kolat all along. It's always the kolat all along.

And Goju PerfectSamuraiGuy had a bone to pick with them...

So it slid into the shadows and began following the Kolat operative slowly through the streets of the Rich Frog...

... And says ouch.

... because he broke his nail.

"**** you, maggots", he cried out in agony and attacked...

7 hours ago, LordBlunt said:

... looks around and decides to....

...Splash Dragon

Outburst!

For those who follow the beta RPG too ,?

Edited by Nitenman
12 hours ago, LordBlunt said:

... looks around and decides to....

(time for a chain thread, methinks) :D

blow this joint because all they serve is budweiser. "I want Sake" he yells!

That time warp into america really sucks, I need to find my way back to Rokugan.

Are there any shugenja around this **** place he wonders.

Sakeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Exactly!!!!!! great flick! Have you seen 47 Ronin?

1 hour ago, Fu Leng said:

Exactly!!!!!! great flick! Have you seen 47 Ronin?

Sorry Fu Leng......as much as is pains me to have to do this to the Kami I serve I'm gonna have to stop you here. I'll let TLS slide because everything besides Tom Cruise was pretty great. However, the crapfest that was 47 Ronin with Keeanu I simply cannot allow that to stand.

7 hours ago, Fu Leng said:

Exactly!!!!!! great flick! Have you seen 47 Ronin?

I'm not really a fan of The Last Samurai. Ken Watanabe was great as usual, and it was a nice looking film, but the 'Dances with Wolves...but Samurai!' thing didn't work for me.

47 Ronin...well, some bits are nicely done. I have to give props to Keanu Reeves for flatly stating that the producers / studio behind the film should *not* have re-edited it to make him the main character, or made his character's love story a part of the movie. Reeves accepted the part with the understanding that he was just a minor character, and felt it lessened the film to make it into "look how awesome the white dude is!".

Blade of the Immortal is out!

Edited by Ishi Tonu

... grumpy samurai is confused....

... decides to ....

LOL

...pay the waitress a back handed compliment, " you're pretty cute... for a Scorpion" (too soon?)