A friend's expalnation of Rogue Trader

By darklament, in Rogue Trader

I haven't played any sessions of Rogue Trader but i have played Dark Heresy so I am familiar with the game. A friend of mine wasn't into DH but LOVES Rogue Trader. Here is how he explained the setting to a new group of players....

"You're playing the bridge crew of the Starship Enterprise but on acid."

Well put :)

-Jefferson

Choose life, choose a promising career in starfleet, choose a big fancy holodeck, with matching upholstery on the bridge and nice doors that go 'fshhhh' living on replicated dolphin free coffee and soy milk, while roming around the galaxy playing by the rules that bring peace, happiness and a message of goodwill from mankind, wearing a shiny jumpsuit with guns that have a tickle setting going back to the world of mind crushing, soul destroying niceness that the enemy are simply defeated by us being so **** friendly they die of self introspective nausea...

I chose not to choose life, I chose something else and the reasons? There are no reasons when you've got a warship and money to make.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Love it. Perfect.

-Jefferson