Crazy FAQ Theory

By the1hodgy, in X-Wing

So my current running theory is FFG are not publishing for any of the nefarious reason i've seen people say.

But rather after the Gunboat article; I think they have just forgot they haven't posted it yet. Which would make my day.

Anybody else have a crazy FFG theory they like to share? like they are all lizard people.

Edited by the1hodgy

They are all lizard people...

I work at FFG?

I have this crazy theory that with a release happening this week, they're waiting until after the release to give us an FAQ which covers that release, rather than giving us an FAQ, then releasing, then not being able to issue another one for a while.

Crazy, I know.

That sounds rational and boring, spaceinvader... You can do it better. :P

10 minutes ago, thespaceinvader said:

I have this crazy theory that with a release happening this week, they're waiting until after the release to give us an FAQ which covers that release, rather than giving us an FAQ, then releasing, then not being able to issue another one for a while.

Crazy, I know.

Lol I like it, where you went wrong is you applied logic to a situation with out getting irrationally angry,

4 minutes ago, Malasombra said:

That sounds rational and boring, spaceinvader... You can do it better. :P

I dunno, FFG behaving rationally and sensibly to issue a much needed FAQ in good time? SOunds cray to me.

(Incidentally, I'd be fine if they just released a clarifying FAQ on Friday - there's a bunch of stuff in G4H and from the previous wave that really needs some official clarity, I wouldn't mind waiting longer for errata in order to know how certain unclear elements are supposed to work like Minefield Mapper/EM, Viktor Hel/TLT, Thweek/about half the unique abilities in the game, etc)

Just now, the1hodgy said:

Lol I like it, where you went wrong is you applied logic to a situation with out getting irrationally angry,

Being irrationally sensible is better than being irrationally angry.

Just now, thespaceinvader said:

Being irrationally sensible is better than being irrationally angry.

I feel a case study is required.

Am in same boat; as you i would prefer to waiting longer for an errata in order to make sure it covers most ground

Personally I'd actually prefer that they separate the errata from the FAQ entirely. The FAQ should be about clarifying, there should be a separate document that has rule *changes*. Then they could update them and seek LFL approval of them separately, without delaying one for the other.

39 minutes ago, Celestial Lizards said:

They are all lizard people...

I work at FFG?

I have the well founded suspicion that I am a lizard-man in some kind of deep sleeper mode which got forgotten by his supervising officer. Do you know who I should turn to? I really want to be part of this overfrotw the humans and dominate the world thing. I also would like to have a job at ffg. PM me if you can help me, thanks.

Also the FAQ is a lie!

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34 minutes ago, Hannes Solo said:

Also the FAQ is a lie!

So the FAQ is cake?

What if the FAQ has a Punisher fix?

Only if all lies are equal-

Just now, Celestial Lizards said:

What if the FAQ has a Punisher fix?

Don't be a tease.

Just now, thespaceinvader said:

Don't be a tease.

Such a tease.

2 minutes ago, Celestial Lizards said:

What if the FAQ has a Punisher fix?

We got a Punisher fix, it's called Alpha Class Starwing.

Tease? Was dat?

Just now, Hannes Solo said:

We got a Punisher fix, it's called Alpha Class Starwing.

Call me when the Gunboat can vomit bombs and we'll have a conversation.

getting rid of bomb slots is part of the ongoing bomb fix

I heard the punisher fix is a title that gives it the Punishing One upgrade bar in addition to what it has.

The sad part of that being that it still woudln't actually fix much. It's still no greater than PS 7 and way too expensive at base cost. Giving ti more slots to fill doesn't stop it dying before it's paid for itself.

2 minutes ago, the1hodgy said:

I heard the punisher fix is a title that gives it the Punishing One upgrade bar in addition to what it has.

The PU has no upgrade bar, its a title...
... So yes I guess that will be what FFG will come up with.

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Staff Badge ID from inside FFG? ^

1 hour ago, the1hodgy said:

So my current running theory is FFG are not publishing for any of the nefarious reason i've seen people say.

But rather after the Gunboat article; I think they have just forgot they haven't posted it yet. Which would make my day.

Anybody else have a crazy FFG theory they like to share? like they are all lizard people.

My crazy theory is that the next FAQ will actually buff Nym, Fairship Rebels, the Jumpmaster, and bombs in general, and FFG is holding off as long as they can before releasing it because they’re scared of the incredible backlash that will inevitably be the result. ;)