Solo a Star Wars story

By Fuzzywookie, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Hmmmm. Ok. Why not Solo and Chewie a Star Wars story? :(

Edited by Fuzzywookie

Haha. Nice irony, #fuzzywookie.

The "Solo" title is simply more succinct. I don't think the devs have anything against wookies. That's the Empire's job.

I suddenly sort of wish the entire film was just a montage of young Han wandering around an empty Millennium Falcon, doing stereotypical bachelor things.

Sitting about in his underwear, building a tower out of food packets, getting drunk, trying to find where he put his keyes, rifling through the couch for change, digging through the random oddities the previous owner left in the smuggling compartments...

Then the film ended with him tidying up the place because he's about to reach his destination and hopes to maybe bring a lady back... But gets a wookie instead. (Everything taking place off ship not shown) he just stumbles back in with chewie, hastily blasts off, they share a brief ' grateful respect and bonding' scene, then behind the credits we get a montage of Han and Chewie loafing about doing bachelor things.

4 hours ago, Arterial Spray said:

I suddenly sort of wish the entire film was just a montage of young Han wandering around an empty Millennium Falcon, doing stereotypical bachelor things.

Sitting about in his underwear, building a tower out of food packets, getting drunk, trying to find where he put his keyes, rifling through the couch for change, digging through the random oddities the previous owner left in the smuggling compartments...

Then the film ended with him tidying up the place because he's about to reach his destination and hopes to maybe bring a lady back... But gets a wookie instead. (Everything taking place off ship not shown) he just stumbles back in with chewie, hastily blasts off, they share a brief ' grateful respect and bonding' scene, then behind the credits we get a montage of Han and Chewie loafing about doing bachelor things.

I'm kinda expecting "smokey and the bandit" in space.

Over the kessel run........

In Poland it's probably going to get translated to "Lone Wolf. A star wars story" or something in lines of that, well played.

18 hours ago, Fuzzywookie said:

Hmmmm. Ok. Why not Solo and Chewie a Star Wars story? :(

Did Chewie got a medal after Yavin? Thats why!

4 hours ago, Hannes Solo said:

Did Chewie got a medal after Yavin? Thats why!

He did in that “special” Star Wars movie. ?

6 minutes ago, Fuzzywookie said:

He did in that “special” Star Wars movie. ?

That thing is a myth that doesn't exist I know that. I once wen't on the internet to watch that movie, next thing I remember is me waking up lying in a see of my own sweat on the floor remembering nothing.
That Thing does not exist!

7 hours ago, Hannes Solo said:

Did Chewie got a medal after Yavin? Thats why!

Actually, fun fact, he canonically did receive a medal now:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chewbacca,_Part_V

But we can't show that in a movie.