Ideas?

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion Resistance. Although the Death
Star Starkiller Base has been destroyed,
Imperial First Order troops have driven the
Rebel Resistance forces from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imperial First Order
Starfleet, a group of freedom
fighters led by Luke Skywalker Leia Organa Solo
has established a new secret
base on the remote ice crystal world
of Hoth Spintir.

The evil lord Darth Vader Snoke,
obsessed with finding young
Skywalker Rey, has dispatched
thousands of remote probes into
the far reaches of space....

5 hours ago, McFoy said:

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion Resistance. Although the Death
Star Starkiller Base has been destroyed,
Imperial First Order troops have driven the
Rebel Resistance forces from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imperial First Order
Starfleet, a group of freedom
fighters led by Luke Skywalker Leia Organa Solo
has established a new secret
base on the remote ice crystal world
of Hoth Spintir.

The evil lord Darth Vader Snoke,
obsessed with finding young
Skywalker Rey, has dispatched
thousands of remote probes into
the far reaches of space....

What makes this plausible/ worse is that ep 8 is the one with the (new) AT-ATs.

Episode 9 is gonna have either a Hutt crimelord or Ewoks in it, isn't it?

15 minutes ago, Robin Graves said:

What makes this plausible/ worse is that ep 8 is the one with the (new) AT-ATs.

Episode 9 is gonna have either a Hutt crimelord or Ewoks in it, isn't it?

Good call, but I think you’ve missed the true Disney style... Episode IX is going to have a Death Star bigger than Starkiller Base explode at the end.

30 minutes ago, Kieransi said:

Good call, but I think you’ve missed the true Disney style... Episode IX is going to have a Death Star bigger than Starkiller Base explode at the end.

Or a Death star in orbit over a Starkiller base. And then a new sort of A-wing will crash into its exaust port and the moon sized fully operational battlestation will crash into the starkiller planet...

And the resulting explosion will blow out the speakers in the movie theather.

33 minutes ago, Kieransi said:

Disney style... .

If swarms of birds and cute animals swarm around Rey or if Kylo Ren starts singing about "having friends on the Dark side", then I'm out.

9 hours ago, Robin Graves said:

If swarms of birds and cute animals swarm around Rey or if Kylo Ren starts singing about "having friends on the Dark side", then I'm out.

Really? Because I would be ALL IN on that musical number. And Rey is surrounds by Porgs and Wookiees, so that part's a given.

11 hours ago, Robin Graves said:

Episode 9 is gonna have either a Hutt crimelord or Ewoks in it, isn't it?

Actually they decided to mix and match and put an Ewok Crimelord in it.

20 hours ago, Kieransi said:

Good call, but I think you’ve missed the true Disney style... Episode IX is going to have a Death Star bigger than Starkiller Base explode at the end.

Instead of being a planet, it could be an entire galaxy! And it'll use black holes for weapons! And since it's a different galaxy, its lifeforms are completely different and the Force could be completely...ineffective against...them...

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<facepalm> Disney's bringing the Vong back, aren't they?

9 hours ago, Magnus Grendel said:

Actually they decided to mix and match and put an Ewok Crimelord in it.

I'd watch that.

Smuggler: "Look Logrey, even I get boarded sometimes, ok?"

Ewok Crimelord Logrey: "Excuses, excuses. Put him on the barbecue, boys!"

Ewok henchmen: "Jub jub!"

4 minutes ago, JJ48 said:

Instead of being a planet, it could be an entire galaxy! And it'll use black holes for weapons! And since it's a different galaxy, its lifeforms are completely different and the Force could be completely...ineffective against...them...

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...

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<facepalm> Disney's bringing the Vong back, aren't they?

Basically... my guess is that Rey, Poe, Finn, and Chewie unite and after a lot of witty banter, use their combined ridiculous powers to beat off the alien invaders while having an utter lack of regard for how many civilian casualties are involved. Then Chewbacca slams Kylo into the ground about a dozen times using his own cape, then exclaiming in the first English words he’s ever spoken, “puny god.”

3 minutes ago, Robin Graves said:

I'd watch that.

Smuggler: "Look Logrey, even I get boarded sometimes, ok?"

Ewok Crimelord Logrey: "Excuses, excuses. Put him on the barbecue, boys!"

Ewok henchmen: "Jub jub!"

If we're getting an entire Ewok organization speaking Basic, I'd better hear, "Yub, yub, Commander!" at least once in the movie (as long as they don't overdo it).

10 hours ago, FTS Gecko said:

Really? Because I would be ALL IN on that musical number. And Rey is surrounds by Porgs and Wookiees, so that part's a given.

Oh lord, now I'm seeing Disney in Star wars, and Star wars in Disney!

1 hour ago, Robin Graves said:

Oh lord, now I'm seeing Disney in Star wars, and Star wars in Disney

Well, if you're going to do the Lion King Robin...

42 minutes ago, FTS Gecko said:

Well, if you're going to do the Lion King...

Personally I'd rather do the Little mermaid...

/thread

Now I'm wondering what the new SW movies would be like if Warner Bros ahd bought the licence instead of Disney.

34 minutes ago, Robin Graves said:

Now I'm wondering what the new SW movies would be like if Warner Bros ahd bought the licence instead of Disney.

Space Jam.

They'd be like Space Jam.

1 hour ago, Robin Graves said:

Now I'm wondering what the new SW movies would be like if Warner Bros ahd bought the licence instead of Disney.

Possibly as good as Wild Wild West.

"On a dark and stormy night,
The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play, so we sat in the house all that cold, cold wet day.
The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed an army stretched out on the hills, resting.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times . "

10 hours ago, FTS Gecko said:

Space Jam.

They'd be like Space Jam.

Great, now I got "Hit 'em high/ Monstars anthem" stuck in my head.

It is a dark time for the

Resistance. Angered at

the loss of Starkiller Base,

the First Order has smashed

all the light bulbs in the

galaxy.

Unable to sleep in complete

darkness , Resistance troops

led by the former stormtrooper

Finn have secretly entered a

Home Depot in search of LED

night lights.

The evil Kylo Ren, obsessed

with finding night lights so that

his own troops can get to sleep,

has begun a desperate search for

a store employee to direct him to

the correct aisle...