Happy Columbus Day

By Megatronrex, in Star Wars: Armada

Happy Columbus Day to all loyal and brave Imperials and to traitorous and cowardly Rebels alike.

The question on this most Indigenous of days is…

If you were an Ewok what sentient species would you most like to eat? Which would you like to eat the least?

Most – Gamorrean – Gamorrean bacon’s gotta be a thing even for non Ewoks.

Least – Hutt – Giant maggot is no more appetizing than little maggots.

Hope @Cubanboy doesn’t mind me borrowing his routine here. I promise to give it back.

I would say Duros would be very low on the list of edibility. Most of them are born and raised in ships, so they're canned food that grew up in the can.

I would steer away from Jawa unless there were no other sentient species to eat. (Filthy creatures)

Now, give me some nice smoked Mon Cal! So tasty, and it's a heart healthy option. Ewok can't live on Gamorrean fatback alone!

Mon Cal and Chagrian are at the top of my "to eat" list

Rodian and Wookie are out for me

I would place tuskens 2. after hutts on the bottom.

On 10/9/2017 at 6:52 AM, Megatronrex said:

Happy Columbus Day to all loyal and brave Imperials and to traitorous and cowardly Rebels alike.

The question on this most Indigenous of days is…

If you were an Ewok what sentient species would you most like to eat? Which would you like to eat the least?

Most – Gamorrean – Gamorrean bacon’s gotta be a thing even for non Ewoks.

Least – Hutt – Giant maggot is no more appetizing than little maggots.

Hope @Cubanboy doesn’t mind me borrowing his routine here. I promise to give it back.

More positive is always good :-p

Mon Cal or Gamorrean for most. Mon Cal with a nice garlic butter sauce would be great. Gamorrean pork chops, bacon, and tenderloin would be wonderful also.

Least? So, so many. Hutts have to top the list though. They would have to taste awful...and you'd be stuck with leftovers for months.

Most: Fried Mon Cal with parmesan and marinara.

Least: Yam'rii.

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10 hours ago, Ardaedhel said:

Most: Fried Mon Cal with parmesan and marinara.

Least: Yam'rii.

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Steam the suckers and serve them up with drawn butter, and I'll give them a go!

8 hours ago, cynanbloodbane said:

Steam the suckers and serve them up with drawn butter, and I'll give them a go!

Some friends and I ate some spicy roasted crickets from an Asian market. Weren't bad at all they mostly just tasted like cayenne pepper. The Grass Jelly sodas however were godawful and made two of us puke.

Most: Quarren: fry that bad boy up with some breading and Parmesan

Least: Kyuzo: all muscle, no fat

If I was an ewok, I would go classic, roasted fully clothed human!

Least would be another ewok.

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Most? That's hard.

Mon Calamari

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Gamorrean

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Hutts

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1 hour ago, ovinomanc3r said:

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That's twice now you've used that picture to make me hungry.

4 minutes ago, Megatronrex said:

That's twice now you've used that picture to make me hungry.

Is the first Google gave me. Lol

It could be even worse. I could post a photo of one of this at my home.

Hopefully for you (and sadly for me) I have not right now.