Sorry couldn’t resist myself.

anyway, did you hear about that GUNBOAT? Can’t wait to SLAM and Jam with the new jammer beam! Or tractor someone onto a rock while SLAMing and reloading my cruise or harpoon missiles. It’s gonna be fun!

also do you think ? that Imp Vets 2 will include two new reprints of GUNBOAT? I’m wanting the classic red stripes as well as a matte black scheme for super stealth. Or Royal Guard colors. Or Imperial blue.

does anyone else have dreams about GUNBOAT? Like every night? No? Just me?

oh. Ok.

He dialed in a 3 bank but what happened next will SHOCK you!

Number 17 will blow your mind! (Pls disable addblock, like and share, and give us your firstborn son)

Looks like the drivers on your GUNBOAT are out of date. Click here to update them.

Also, I am a Wookiee prince and I need access to your bank account to transport me off of Kashyyyk. I will then give you a million credits.

Red stripes and matte black both sound like good "baby's first mini painting" projects. Grab a paintbrush and go to town.

Sounds like a Paul Simon tune:

The problem is all inside your head, Bossk said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to skin a wookiee.

Bossk said it's really not my habit to intrude
For the more I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel
There must be fifty ways to skin a wookiee, fifty ways to skin a wookiee

Stab him in the back, Jack, fry up the pan, Stan
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Ride the party bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Just try not to flee, Lee, and skin your wookiee

Bossk said it pleases me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you hurt again
I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the fifty ways

He said, why don't we both just work on it tonight
And I believe, in a moment you'll begin to see the light
And then he stabbed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to skin a wookiee, fifty ways to skin a wookiee

Shoot him in the back, Jack, hire a new Gran, Stan
Try another ploy, Roy, the hunters are free
Hit him with a bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Ignore that plea, Lee, and skin your wookiee

1 hour ago, takfar said:

Red stripes and matte black both sound like good "baby's first mini painting" projects. Grab a paintbrush and go to town.

My hands might as well be meaty clubs, manual dexterity has fled from me in my old age. I haven’t painted a mini in decades.

11 hours ago, Smutpedler said:

He dialed in a 3 bank but what happened next will SHOCK you!

8 hours ago, Admiral Deathrain said:

Number 17 will blow your mind! (Pls disable addblock, like and share, and give us your firstborn son)

34 pics of the Galactic Civil War you've never seen before!

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You won't believe what this Rebel fighter can do!

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