Why the **** are there so many click bait threads at the moment? How hard is it to explain your topic even a little bit?

By Archangelspiv, in X-Wing

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Clickbait

May I suggest some easy bake bread for breakfast?

It will help make up for all that precious lost time from clicking on misleading internet threads.

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Just dont add to much salt.

Edited by Boom Owl

Those guys on Jakku are so poor (how poor are they?) well they are so poor they don’t have blue milk because the ate all the banthas. And the sand people. And the jawas. And the sabscrawlers.

i prefer rathtar bacon ? for breakfast anyway

Edited by GrimmyV

....ummmmm, bacon ?

7 minutes ago, GrimmyV said:

Those guys on Jakku are so poor (how poor are they?) well they are so poor they don’t have blue milk because the are all the banthas. And the sand people. And the jawas. And the sabscrawlers.

i prefer rathtar bacon ? for breakfast anyway

mmmm rathtar bacon. Little known fact but Chewie has that and 2 hard boiled Porg Eggs for breakfast every day.

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FFG did this to us..

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BRINGING IT BACK

1 hour ago, GrimmyV said:

Those guys on Jakku are so poor (how poor are they?) well they are so poor they don’t have blue milk because the are all the banthas. And the sand people. And the jawas. And the sabscrawlers.

i prefer rathtar bacon ? for breakfast anyway

I bet Unkar Plutt has powdered imitation bacon that you just need to add water to. The texture would be way off, but forumites won't know it's not bacon.

because...

as utterly obnoxious and lazy as it is, apparently it works

Waiting for the enevitable Unkar Plutt movie, Fat Alien @$$hole: a Star Wars story.

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1 hour ago, Rinzler in a Tie said:

FFG did this to us..

Can't blame everything on FFG.

Just now, Stoneface said:

Can't blame everything on FFG.

Just most things. Like GUNBOAT being released in Wave 12 instead of...anytime after wave.

1 minute ago, GrimmyV said:

Just most things. Like GUNBOAT being released in Wave 12 instead of...anytime after wave.

Some people are never happy.

17 minutes ago, Stoneface said:

Some people are never happy.

Not until I have multiple GUNBOATs in my greasy little hands!

The lack of update articles.

Because it works.
Sure, the attention seekers are catching mostly like-minded people, but it nonetheless works just fine to grab attention.

Ignore them and they might go away.

4 hours ago, GrimmyV said:

Waiting for the enevitable Unkar Plutt movie, Fat Alien @$$hole: a Star Wars story.

You know, Plutt is really overpowered in Destiny (yes, I know I mentioned a non-XWing game) and got even a bigger boost with Thrawn. I can’t wait until Thrawn comes to this game and somehow can be paired with Unkar, riding around on his Quadjumper wrecking stuff.

7 hours ago, Archangelspiv said:

Read the title...

TL;DR

Clickbait is everywhere. With so many sources of information and "information" struggling to get our attention, no clickbaity title seems too low...

I'm not convinced that this thread itself isn't another click bait topic... ;)

4 hours ago, Quadjumper King said:

I'm not convinced that this thread itself isn't another click bait topic... ;)

On 10/7/2017 at 8:22 AM, GrimmyV said:

Clickbait

More seriously: Because people are growing up used to that being how you name stuff.
So... blame the media, and the people who click on their links, because that's where it came from.

It's called, "The Internet".