For a bit of fun, and because I've nothing better to do today, I looked through the Three Word Story at all my replies since signing up to the forums until posting this topic. I then - remember I'm a little bored - decided to make a list out of all the replies and see what it would look like. Below is the result, and I'm curious to see what stories people can make up using this list.

The rules are simple: (1) Make sure your story contains all the words (2) They must be in the same order (3) Each three word phrase must remain the same . Other than that, have fun and between each three word phrase you can add as much or as little as you like.

Chicken Duck Woman

us waiting in

The Ewoks rejoiced

synchronized truffle shuffle

during waxing accident

Lucas changed scene

"I'm Zorro!" Shouted

in echoing bucket

he was pixelated

and laughed maniacally

super quantum bombardier

while Gremlins feasted

lost the plot

cried the Sarlaac

Here is my example of a story from those:

"The Chicken Duck Woman left us waiting in the cargo hold with a group of excitable Ewoks. The Ewoks rejoiced while performing a synchronized truffle shuffle which unfortunately turned to anarchy, as one of the Ewoks became bald during waxing accident . Outraged at the lack of professionalism, Lucas changed scene but instantly regretted his decision. "I'm Zorro!" Shouted Mark Hamill in echoing bucket , just to tick off Lucas even further. Infuriated, Lucas made sure he was pixelated in the final edit but instead of upsetting him, Mark just stripped butt naked, danced around Lucas and laughed maniacally .

Storming out of the cargo hold scene in a fit of rage, Lucas picked up his model of the new Tie super quantum bombardier and threw it toward Hamill. Lucas then went into a room where filming was taking place of the new musical "Tap dance romance while Gremlins feasted ". Meanwhile, back in the cargo hold scene, everyone agreed that Lucas had clearly lost the plot . "Bring back JJ Abrams!", cried the Sarlaac .

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