JJ is back for Episode IX!

By Forresto, in Star Wars: Armada

And we thought the Mega Star Destroyers were big.... just wait till JJ says... "But we need something bigger!"

I feel like JJ Abrams is the yes-man Disney wanted. Hope it works out for them.

Get ready for the shocking reveal that Rey and Kylo were siblings the whole time!

Oh I'm overjoyed... Because it worked out soooo well for the Star Trek Reboot and TFA....

1 minute ago, Badly Browned said:

Get ready for the shocking reveal that Rey and Kylo were siblings the whole time!

Ive been predicting that since opening day of VII :D that wold be a twist to be revealed in the Last Jedi I think.

Awesome! I hope he slips some Beastie Boys in there!

4 minutes ago, Forresto said:

Ive been predicting that since opening day of VII :D that wold be a twist to be revealed in the Last Jedi I think.

Nah, it will be a reveal in Episode 9 because you gotta copy OT plot structure whenever possible.

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3 minutes ago, The Rebel Fleet said:

Awesome! I hope he slips some Beastie Boys in there!

He literally can't not . I mean, heck, he even managed to do it in TFA.

Episode 9 will give us the First Order's newest super weapon. A secret space station with a planet killing mega gun built inside of a star, and its only weakness is starfighters.

Good god, lighten up folks. He is making a movie to sell tickets, not appeal to star wars diehards. I for one think is a decent director that provides alot of action. I like TFA, I thought it was well done, but that's just my opinion.

I'm really glad he's back. I think I've enjoyed every movie he's made. Zero complaints from me.

Here we go again...

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Personally I think it isn't a bad choice. What are the odds that EP IX is objectively worse than Return of the Jedi? I mean, Return was great, as a kid it was my favorite, but as an adult it's kinda hard to not cringe when you see hordes of well trained imperial troops getting completely REKT by the care-bear brigade.

The movie will be fine. Relax.

3 minutes ago, Darth Sanguis said:

Here we go again...

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Personally I think it isn't a bad choice. What are the odds that EP IX is objectively worse than Return of the Jedi? I mean, Return was great, as a kid it was my favorite, but as an adult it's kinda hard to not cringe when you see hordes of well trained imperial troops getting completely REKT by the care-bear brigade.

The movie will be fine. Relax.

In my mind, ewoks are almost as bad as gungans.

Almost.

21 minutes ago, Megatronrex said:

Episode 9 will give us the First Order's newest super weapon. A secret space station with a planet killing mega gun built inside of a star, and its only weakness is starfighters.

So, one could say it's would be a kind of Murder Star. A fulcrum of finallity. A bright Dot of Doom. A Sphere of Sacrifice. I can't really describe it better.....

I thought you meant Jerjerrod... Ah well

1 minute ago, Darth Sanguis said:

Here we go again...

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Personally I think it isn't a bad choice. What are the odds that EP IX is objectively worse than Return of the Jedi? I mean, Return was great, as a kid it was my favorite, but as an adult it's kinda hard to not cringe when you see hordes of well trained imperial troops getting completely REKT by the care-bear brigade.

The movie will be fine. Relax.

If you think the Care Bear brigade REKT some stormtroopers just wait until JJs Super-Mega-Ultra Bears show up.

5 minutes ago, ninclouse2000 said:

@ovinomanc3r is that you on the last point?

Just now, Megatronrex said:

If you think the Care Bear brigade REKT some stormtroopers just wait until JJs Super-Mega-Ultra Bears show up.

Wookies? Please tell me we're getting Wookies.

10 minutes ago, ianediger said:

In my mind, ewoks are almost as bad as gungans.

Almost.

The saving grace of the ewoks was that they were real people! I mean so many migets, dwarfs, little people on camera at the same tim. I also grew up with Ewoks battle for Endor being one of my favorite movies. Gungans and Polynesian clone troopers wouldn't bother me if they were real people... too much CGI ruins the emersive experience.

Anyone know why Return of the JEdi went with Ewoks and not Wookiee? Seems like it'd be cheaper finding tall people.

7 minutes ago, Noosh said:

So, one could say it's would be a kind of Murder Star. A fulcrum of finallity. A bright Dot of Doom. A Sphere of Sacrifice. I can't really describe it better.....

I would describe it as the Snoak's supreme solar slaughterhouse

Just now, PartyPotato said:

Anyone know why Return of the JEdi went with Ewoks and not Wookiee? Seems like it'd be cheaper finding tall people.

Ewoks more marketable to children.

Just now, Megatronrex said:

I would describe it as the Snoak's supreme solar slaughterhouse

**** you're good at this.

Just now, GalacticFister said:

Ewoks more marketable to children.

You saying Chewie isn't marketable? I want to give that big fur ball a hug every time i see him.