Conspiracy Theory FFG hates blue lines.

By Cubanboy, in X-Wing

This morning I was thinking about my B-wing and how much the Rebel Ace art does not look like the final product.

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Then it got me thinking about the Rroc and how FFG has erased the Blue line from the ships final product,

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Even the reprint of the Croc is missing the blue line

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It got me thinking other then being Ordered by Lucas to paint the A-wing/t-70's with blue (however there is no blue line across it) does any other ship have blue on it. Imps are different shades of Gray. Look the Black One changed the blue from Orange a clear sign of FFG hating Blue and lines. The U-wing's base coat makes the gray look blue.

In Short I think there is enough PROOF FFG hates Blue lines and if you break down the words blue line to binary we get 010101 which means Half Life 3 confirmed.

I'm so ok with this. Blue is easily the worst of the colors.

Well... Blue as a pigment anyways.

Blue light is fine.as in say...blue LED or blue lightsaber blades.

Clearly this means that XWM: Hockey Players for Hire will never be a thing.

48 minutes ago, Darth Meanie said:

Clearly this means that XWM: Hockey Players for Hire will never be a thing.

Nooo! I need my Maple Wings!

Blue lines make ships overpowered. FFG is just trying to keep the balance. For instance, they purposely gave the A-Wing 2 attack dice, knowing they would give it a blue paint job later on. Could you imagine the A-Wing with 3 Attack dice AND a blue paint job!

It was rumored that when the game first started they had Blue maneuvers and not Green maneuvers, luckily playtesters caught that mistake before launch.

I think we all know who's behind this. FFG has been compromised.

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You will also note Thrawns suspicious absence from the game. He happens to be blue. No coincidence.

3 hours ago, Cubanboy said:

Even the reprint of the Croc is missing the blue line

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ROFL where did you get that picture!? That's awesome! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by Herowannabe
1 hour ago, Herowannabe said:

ROFL where did you get that picture!? That's awesome! :lol: :lol: :lol:

It was near the top when I searched for Star Wars x-wing croc

I mean...

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33 minutes ago, Elavion said:

I mean...

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That was back when Scum still needed the help.

Blue is the most expensive pigment, from "normal" colors.

What if FFG made blue defense dice? Would this fix the empire?

Most of the Empire's ships are a bluish gray, and it's widely accepted on the forums that FFG hates the Empire. Story checks out.

Blue needs to be nerfed since is so op ;)

And again, already at the 15th post in the threads the crying for nerfs starts

that gives me the blues!

Well FFG is from Minnesota, right? They clearly got too many icing calls in high school hockey. That explains their war on the blue line.

17 hours ago, Elavion said:

I mean...

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Those are curved lines they totally don't count :/p

Edited by Cubanboy

This theory is 100% more sound than the theory that ffg hates imperials, i will suppory it going forward.

At this point, FFG Hates X-Wings is also a good theory, hence why they made the T-65 X-Wing, the ship the GAME is freaken NAMED after completely useless...... Its the biggest punch in the gut for Rebel Players and even fans of the IP in general.

Rebel Pilots primary fighter of choice is the x-wing, it obviously isnt a crap shoot or it wouldnt have been used in mass, or been as effective as it has in the various multimedia of SW. Yet FFG Condems the ship to

BIGGS.... the one pilot who DIED in the first movie after around....15 minutes of air time.

Whatever though, power creep and all that, who CARES if you named your game after the worst ship in the game....

If they hate blue, then they hate me and my BLUE DYED HAIR.

But I will never stop buying their products for anything short of a nuclear war.

The real explanation is super funny. Sorry but I can't share it. Just trust me, you are wrong. There is no anti blue line conspiracy.

Hey Richie Rich, maybe YOU can afford blue paint living in your castle made of Gold and filling your pools with sparkling water, but for the rest of us we can't afford that ****. So lay off and let us enjoy are reds and greens, ***...

Imperial ships in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi all have a blue color. Since FFG is known to hate all things Imperial and all players who would choose to play Imperial, obviously that extends to all colors associated with Imperial ships.

edit: dang it, someone else beat me to it days ago :(

Edited by Joe Censored
55 minutes ago, Joe Censored said:

Imperial ships in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi all have a blue color. Since FFG is known to hate all things Imperial and all players who would choose to play Imperial, obviously that extends to all colors associated with Imperial ships.

edit: dang it, someone else beat me to it days ago :(

They gray not blue :-p