Wandering Warriors - Unicorn spoilers

By franzvong, in Legend of the Five Rings: The Card Game

1 minute ago, twinstarbmc said:

Dude. It's not that her name is long. It's that it's long, AND awkward (twss). My sad American tongue doesn't know how to make those sounds, and there's no way in **** I'm going to remember how it's spelled.

Be a loyal unicorn. practice. Altansarnai.

1 minute ago, twinstarbmc said:

Dude. It's not that her name is long. It's that it's long, AND awkward (twss). My sad American tongue doesn't know how to make those sounds, and there's no way in **** I'm going to remember how it's spelled.

Long, awkward, and curved! The Unicorn aren't bad, they're just misunderstood.

8 minutes ago, shosuko said:

Did you know if you play the card backwards it says "Hantei is Dead" ?

You know my soul shrivels a little whenever I hear that ??

so quit??

oh and *like*

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1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

Be a loyal unicorn. practice. Altansarnai.

Not gonna. Can't make me. Neener neener.

4 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

Be a loyal unicorn. practice. Altansarnai.

Do I really need to know Shinjo AlFrankens' (or whatever) name?

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3 minutes ago, twinstarbmc said:

Not gonna. Can't make me. Neener neener.

Bad Pony. Bad.

Just now, twinstarbmc said:

Not gonna. Can't make me. Neener neener.

Just learn it with replacer words. Sultan gives Altan. Sarnai is like Samurai but messed up, so we have sultan-samurai, or altansarnai. Its really not that difficult...

but is it more fun to just mess it up further? YES :ph34r:

Just now, RandomJC said:

Bad Pony. Bad.

But he's a Unicorn, you don't use ponies. So... he's Bad Horse? Evil League of Evil confirmed!

1 minute ago, shosuko said:

Just learn it with replacer words. Sultan gives Altan. Sarnai is like Samurai but messed up, so we have sultan-samurai, or altansarnai. Its really not that difficult...

but is it more fun to just mess it up further? YES :ph34r:

I'm sticking with Shinjo Altarleaver and no one can make me change! :P

4 minutes ago, twinstarbmc said:

Dude. It's not that her name is long. It's that it's long, AND awkward (twss). My sad American tongue doesn't know how to make those sounds, and there's no way in **** I'm going to remember how it's spelled.

I cannot accept the tongue part because in forums you should be using fingers to write. Unicorn or not. ;)

About the memory thing:

1- memorize 3 names instead: Altan, Sar, Nai. Make sure to mention the 3 when talking about Shinjo Altansarnai-ue.

2- call her Golden Rose, which is what the name means. Still foreign to those who speak japan... rokugani but those who speak mongo... moto say that.

3- call her by her Clan Champion title or the alternate "Our Trailblazing Leader".

Also assume that no one expects you to pronounce the name correctly when you don't even know the language. I pronounce everything in spanish bikos ai nou guat aiam duin. Or so I want to tell myself.:rolleyes:

To finish, don't take this post seriously. At all. Ok, except this last paragraph. You can take this paragraph seriously.;)

5 minutes ago, shosuko said:

Just learn it with replacer words. Sultan gives Altan. Sarnai is like Samurai but messed up, so we have sultan-samurai, or altansarnai. Its really not that difficult...

but is it more fun to just mess it up further? YES :ph34r:

Yes

Yes it is more fun ??

*like*

1 minute ago, Wintersong said:

I cannot accept the tongue part because in forums you should be using fingers to write. Unicorn or not. ;)

About the memory thing:

1- memorize 3 names instead: Altan, Sar, Nai. Make sure to mention the 3 when talking about Shinjo Altansarnai-ue.

2- call her Golden Rose, which is what the name means. Still foreign to those who speak japan... rokugani but those who speak mongo... moto say that.

3- call her by her Clan Champion title or the alternate "Our Trailblazing Leader".

Also assume that no one expects you to pronounce the name correctly when you don't even know the language. I pronounce everything in spanish bikos ai nou guat aiam duin. Or so I want to tell myself.:rolleyes:

To finish, don't take this post seriously. At all. Ok, except this last paragraph. You can take this paragraph seriously.;)

mongo??

Like Ming the Merciless??

I guess the Unicorn were a

little cooler than I thought.??

10 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Do I really need to know Shinjo AlFrankens' (or whatever) name?

You learnt Hida Quesada. :P

Just now, Wintersong said:

You learnt Hida Quesada. :P

*like*

My daimyo has NOTHING to do with cheese.

Silly barbarians??

32 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

*like*

My daimyo has NOTHING to do with cheese.

Silly barbarians??

@kuni cat sushi... hm, I don't know why it doesn't link to you, am I doing it right? Your name is hard :ph34r:

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8 minutes ago, shosuko said:

@kuni cat sushi... hm, I don't know why it doesn't link to you, am I doing it right? Your name is hard :ph34r:

That's all right. Just call me 'sir'

??

Just now, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

That's all right. Just call me 'sir'

??

sir cat sushi, steward of the hissing gates, and the clawed legion! eater of raw fish *FLEX*

When the first Unicorn fiction already makes it canon that the character's name is hard to pronounce (at least for that excellent Crane courtier) you know you don't have a strong case.

1 minute ago, shosuko said:

sir cat sushi, steward of the hissing gates, and the clawed legion! eater of raw fish *FLEX*

I can't tell whether I'm flattered or offended ??

17 minutes ago, Doji Tori said:

When the first Unicorn fiction already makes it canon that the character's name is hard to pronounce (at least for that excellent Crane courtier) you know you don't have a strong case.

People here, who know no japanese, have no issues with Hotaru, Kachiko, Ujimitsu, O-Ushi, Kwanchai,... :P

In rokugani culture, otusider names are difficult because they are not used to them. That's only natural. Curiously enough, the Unicorn get flak for not knowing the Ikoma thing yet the Crane courtier gets none for not doing his job of properly learning to say Altansarnai's name before talking to her. :rolleyes:

I maaaaay be joking.:ph34r:

1 hour ago, Mirumoto Saito said:

Oh my god, that quote! :P

In two or three years, after this version of Rokugan has had time to get established, I may do a full parody set and / or series of stories.

39 minutes ago, Wintersong said:

People here, who know no japanese, have no issues with Hotaru, Kachiko, Ujimitsu, O-Ushi, Kwanchai,... :P

In rokugani culture, otusider names are difficult because they are not used to them. That's only natural. Curiously enough, the Unicorn get flak for not knowing the Ikoma thing yet the Crane courtier gets none for not doing his job of properly learning to say Altansarnai's name before talking to her. :rolleyes:

I maaaaay be joking.:ph34r:

Well I have had more exposure to Japanese names (mostly due to anime) than to Mongolian ones.

Also, I have heard that Japanese and Spanish are pronounced somewhat similarly, so, if that is correct, I should have good reason to have less trouble with those names than with Altansarnai, since I don't even know how to begin pronouncing that.

6 minutes ago, Doji Tori said:

I have heard that Japanese and Spanish are pronounced somewhat similarly

You have heard correctly.

Hida Kiss dada

Doji Hot r u?

Togashi Yo kuni......witch hunters sup?!

Akodo Told yuri...all bout dat battle plan boss

Shiba tSo sue mi....for not getting the name right.

Bayushi Sold u....a bad apple but it's probably still ok to eat it right?

Shinjo Alt arts r sweet....where can I get some?

It's not that hard people ;)

3 minutes ago, Ishi Tonu said:

Hida Kiss dada

Doji Hot r u?

Togashi Yo kuni......witch hunters sup?!

Akodo Told yuri...all bout dat battle plan boss

Shiba tSo sue mi....for not getting the name right.

Bayushi Sold u....a bad apple but it's probably still ok to eat it right?

Shinjo Alt arts r sweet....where can I get some?

It's not that hard people ;)

I honestly don't know where to begin. ???