6 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

Stairs are a big problem with using horses.

...........depends on the stairs....and the horse.

6 minutes ago, Doji Tori said:

One would think the Emperors would give their official messengers the best horses they could. 4th edition gives Miya heralds ponies. So maybe not.

Of course those are beginners. They would probably be given an upgrade as they progress.

5 minutes ago, Doji Tori said:

But for the average Hida a horse looks like a pony, so there's no actual bravery involved .

??They're not ALL like Porky McMusclestein. But point taken?

*likes* for all!

Just now, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

??They're not ALL like Porky McMusclestein. But point taken?

In some ways though, you can confuse him for a horse.

1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

In some ways though, you can confuse him for a horse.

In some ways, you could confuse him for an ogre.?

*like*

10 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

In some ways, you could confuse him for an ogre.?

*like*

Pretty sure we aren't.

1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

Pretty sure we aren't.

I bet you had to think about it first.?

*like*

Just now, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

I bet you had to think about it first.?

Because the crab would never stoop so low to use shadowlands people.

Just now, RandomJC said:

Because the crab would never stoop so low to use shadowlands people.

We use the Damned, but that is less of a 'stoop' and more of a 'exaggerated slouch'.?

6 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

We use the Damned, but that is less of a 'stoop' and more of a 'exaggerated slouch'.?

Knuckle draggers.

5 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

We use the Damned, but that is less of a 'stoop' and more of a 'exaggerated slouch'.?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the Damned literally the only time the whole "let's use Jigoku's power against the Shadowlands" thing hasn't horribly backfired (aside from maybe Daigotsu vs Kali-Ma).

1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

Knuckle draggers.

Bow-legged saddle tramps

Just now, Doji Tori said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the Damned literally the only time the whole "let's use Jigoku's power against the Shadowlands" thing hasn't horribly backfired (aside from maybe Daigotsu vs Kali-Ma).

Yup pretty much ?

Lets not bring up the Daigotsu/Kali-ma thing....it's painful ??

5 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Bow-legged saddle tramps

Taint infested...something something...

5 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Bow-legged saddle tramps

Taint infested...something something...

1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

Taint infested...something something...

Purple wearing, horse kissing...so forth and so on.?

*like*

7 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Purple wearing, horse kissing...so forth and so on.?

*like*

I think I've run out of insults.

4 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

I think I've run out of insults.

Then I'll save mine for later....and let you go back to counting your saddle sores.??

SNAP!

Now then, gentlemen. There's no need for insults. Your clans have both betrayed the Empire by allying with those beyond the borders whom you were charged with keeping out.

Compared to such crimes, what do such petty matters as your ancestry, personal hygiene and table manners matter?

5 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Then I'll save mine for later....and let you go back to counting your saddle sores.??

SNAP!

I have an old joke here. I shan't.

Say hello to my horde. They will be beat sticking you shortly.

22 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

I have an old joke here. I shan't.

Say hello to my horde. They will be beat sticking you shortly.

Hmmp

Tell it to Porky.

*FLEX*!!

40 minutes ago, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

Now then, gentlemen. There's no need for insults. Your clans have both betrayed the Empire by allying with those beyond the borders whom you were charged with keeping out.

Compared to such crimes, what do such petty matters as your ancestry, personal hygiene and table manners matter?

Your words are a job application to the scorpion

14 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

*FLEX*!!

Whenever I read that word, it makes me think of the mattresses Flex. Crab doesn't look so awesome when thinking about mattresses.

24 minutes ago, Wintersong said:

Whenever I read that word, it makes me think of the mattresses Flex. Crab doesn't look so awesome when thinking about mattresses.

I don't know

Tomonatsu+O-Ushi+mattresses =FUN!!???

1 hour ago, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

Now then, gentlemen. There's no need for insults. Your clans have both betrayed the Empire by allying with those beyond the borders whom you were charged with keeping out.

Compared to such crimes, what do such petty matters as your ancestry, personal hygiene and table manners matter?

???????????

Did the Mighty Crab just get dissed by a clan of chess team members and 'ladies with cats'??!

1 hour ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Bow-legged saddle tramps

Oh please! You must mean curve-legged saddle tramps. Our legs are more curved than others' slightly-curved legs.

15 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

I don't know

Tomonatsu+O-Ushi+mattresses =FUN!!???

Shhh! Don't invoke the spirits of Hotaru+Kachiko+pillows!