3 minutes ago, JJ48 said:

So, two of your guys wore the exact same shirt (none) to the battle? Tacky!

Your clan colors are yellow and black, and your talking to me about tacky???

3 minutes ago, JJ48 said:

So, two of your guys wore the exact same shirt (none) to the battle? Tacky!

To be fair though, one of those is Porky. He probably doesn't even know what tacky means, unless it's to refer to the consistency of the coagulating blood of his enemies.

4 minutes ago, phillos said:

It's hot in the Shadowlands.

If that was a legitimate reason, why do none of the female Crab warriors go shirtless? Just saying...

Just now, Zesu Shadaban said:

To be fair though, one of those is Porky. He probably doesn't even know what tacky means, unless it's to refer to the consistency of the coagulating blood of his enemies.

I doubt he could get beyond 'sticky'?

10 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

We only have TWO bare chested dudes?

That's happenstance not a trend (yet)?

One of them isn't wearing pants!

1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

One of them isn't wearing pants!

.........he's got a sash?

1 minute ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

.........he's got a sash?

...That is clearly not big enough to hide his tainted third leg.

3 minutes ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

If that was a legitimate reason, why do none of the female Crab warriors go shirtless? Just saying...

Too distracting ??

Smearing oni requires concentration ?

Just now, RandomJC said:

...That is clearly not big enough to hide his tainted third leg.

Secondary weapon

Makes the enemy cower in shame??

1 minute ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Too distracting ??

Smearing oni requires concentration ?

For Shame! So you're saying the shirtless men are not a distraction to the women on the battlefield? That says a lot about the willpower of Crab women vs. Crab men.

1 minute ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

For Shame! So you're saying the shirtless men are not a distraction to the women on the battlefield? That says a lot about the willpower of Crab women vs. Crab men.

Or it says a lot about their dedication to their duty.

Just now, Zesu Shadaban said:

For Shame! So you're saying the shirtless men are not a distraction to the women on the battlefield? That says a lot about the willpower of Crab women vs. Crab men.

No argument here

It's not exactly a secret the Crab ladies are tops ??

8 minutes ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

If that was a legitimate reason, why do none of the female Crab warriors go shirtless? Just saying...

If I remember correctly, many Hida women were depicted topless under their armor. O-Ushi comes to mind.

Just now, Toxium said:

If I remember correctly, many Hida women were depicted topless under their armor. O-Ushi comes to mind.

That doesn't exactly count. I mean, by that logic, I'm topless under my shirt every day.

12 minutes ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

If that was a legitimate reason, why do none of the female Crab warriors go shirtless? Just saying...

If you look at some of O-Ushi's old art she has one where she's basically wearing nothing under her armor.

1 minute ago, Toxium said:

If I remember correctly, many Hida women were depicted topless under their armor. O-Ushi comes to mind.

...........O-Ushi??????????????????

1 minute ago, phillos said:

If you look at some of O-Ushi's old art she has one where she's basically wearing nothing under her armor.

and the armor is mostly open on the sides.

So on the topic that the thread is actually about, I've checked through the news articles just now and not seeing any new Scorpion spoilers.

Just now, Zesu Shadaban said:

So on the topic that the thread is actually about, I've checked through the news articles just now and not seeing any new Scorpion spoilers.

Thank you for your diligence ?

Yea, all the crab side boob talk was distracting. No scorpion spoilers detected!

23 minutes ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

If that was a legitimate reason, why do none of the female Crab warriors go shirtless? Just saying...

Hida O-Ushi goes shirtless all the time in her old art.

52 minutes ago, phillos said:

If you look at some of O-Ushi's old art she has one where she's basically wearing nothing under her armor.

That looks thoroughly impractical. The chafing!

The best shinobi are the ones who are never discovered.

1 hour ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

If that was a legitimate reason, why do none of the female Crab warriors go shirtless? Just saying...

Have you seen the old pictures of O-ushi? You can tell she was only wearing that armor because her dad told her to.

'no daughter of mine is going to the shadowlands without Some armor!'

1 minute ago, Khudzlin said:

That looks thoroughly impractical. The chafing!

I say the same about stilettos.

women wear those all the time