32 minutes ago, jmswood said:5. At this point you are waiting to resolve two instances of, "If you do, flip this card." You flip it one time; now the dual card's Exhausted side is face up. The Exhausted side has a distinct card ability, and can only be flipped during the End Phase by spending a focus or evade token. You created a paradox in which two sides of the card have active conditions that must be met. The side of the card you interrupted says you have to flip this card, but y ou can't flip the Exhausted side without meeting the condition of the Exhausted side. If you can't completely resolve all of a card ability, then you aren't allowed to trigger that card ability.
Actually, I don't think there's anything that says you have to meet the card's conditions to flip, it's simply the only traditional way to get the opportunity.
I still don't think this works, but I don't think point five is the issue.