I am under no illusion that this is good.

By Waffle Iron, in X-Wing Squad Lists

It is, however, amazingly fun to play, and the source of great laughter while playing.

Cartel Spacer (14)
Flechette Cannon (2)
"Heavy Scyk" Interceptor (Cannon) (2)

Binayre Pirate (12)
Black Market Slicer Tools (1)

Jakku Gunrunner (15)
Saboteur (2)
Spacetug Tractor Array (2)

Cartel Spacer (14)
Flechette Cannon (2)
"Heavy Scyk" Interceptor (Cannon) (2)

Binayre Pirate (12)
Black Market Slicer Tools (1)

Jakku Gunrunner (15)
Saboteur (2)
Spacetug Tractor Array (2)

Total: 100

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The Spacers stress the enemy near the end of combat, while the Pirates use the stress to inflict cards directly to hull at the beginning of activation, before the stress can be shed.

The quads block, tractor, and flip damage into crits.

My first game with this went poorly for me, but my opponent and I were laughing maniacally the whole time.

The way this list is organized, it looks like a copy and paste job gone wrong.

That is probably going to be my most valuable list criticism here.

A scum swarm is a fun idea. It doesn't have to be super competitive to be fun.

It looks absolutely terrible in a competitive sense.

It looks absolutely hilarious in a "holy crap look what I just pulled off" sense.

2 hours ago, ArbitraryNerd said:

The way this list is organized, it looks like a copy and paste job gone wrong.

That is probably going to be my most valuable list criticism here.

Cartel Spacer (14)
Flechette Cannon (2)
"Heavy Scyk" Interceptor (Cannon) (2)

Cartel Spacer (14)
Flechette Cannon (2)
"Heavy Scyk" Interceptor (Cannon) (2)

Jakku Gunrunner (15)
Saboteur (2)
Spacetug Tractor Array (2)

Jakku Gunrunner (15)
Saboteur (2)
Spacetug Tractor Array (2)

Binayre Pirate (12)
Black Market Slicer Tools (1)

Binayre Pirate (12)
Black Market Slicer Tools (1)

Total: 100

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yeah, sure.