Smacktalk

By KakitaKaori, in Legend of the Five Rings: The Card Game

3 hours ago, Ide Yoshiya said:

SOLID. I hope you pointed this out when someone tried labeling the clan as cowardly.

I thought it was pretty cool and brave to avoid an actual war by having a person who gets super bonus to dueling to just duel the non-duelist lion instead of even fighting, and forcing them all to go home instead b/c my family is rich.

1 hour ago, shosuko said:

I thought it was pretty cool and brave to avoid an actual war by having a person who perfected the art of dueling his all life to confront the lion, who didn't bother, instead of needlessly risking the life of his clansmen, and forcing them all to go home instead b/c my family shaped the empire and its rules making it actually worth something.

Fixed it for you ;)

Edited by MrMenthe
On 7/7/2017 at 8:15 PM, MrMenthe said:

Fixed it for you ;)

Like this comment if you think Crane are awesome ^_^
(fifu)

Aw @MrMenthe you didn't like this post? T_T

Are the Crane not amazing?

Edited by shosuko
On 08/07/2017 at 3:39 AM, shosuko said:

Like this comment if you think Crane are pathetic ^_^
(fifu)

The Crane are necessary for Rokugan to continue to exist, just as the Unicorn are. If it wasn't for those two clans, we would have nobody to make war against except the Scorpion, and that would just be dull. :P

Edited by Kitsu Seinosuke
On 08/07/2017 at 4:39 AM, shosuko said:

Like this comment if you think Crane are awesome ^_^
(fifu)

Aw @MrMenthe you didn't like this post? T_T

Are the Crane not amazing?

I like you a lot, that must count for something. xD

47 minutes ago, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

The Crane are necessary for Rokugan to continue to exist, just as the Unicorn are. If it wasn't for those two clans, we would have nobody to make war against except the Scorpion, and that would just be dull. :P

Oh come on, a mountain war against the Dragon and Phoenix, some maritime combat with the Mantis, a macho throwdown with the Crab... come on. T

Kyuden Doji delenda est!

5 hours ago, Shiba Gunichi said:

Oh come on, a mountain war against the Dragon and Phoenix, some maritime combat with the Mantis, a macho throwdown with the Crab... come on. T

Kyuden Doji delenda est!

Psssh,

Like the Kitties could actually out-macho the Crab *FLEX*:P

Edited by Kuni Katsuyoshi
On 7/6/2017 at 5:41 PM, SHARKOSAURUS said:

To this day, two of my buddies (one playing Crab the other Crane) will not stop trashing each other's clan. Of course, in true Crane fashion he usually acts like the Crab's complaints are beneath him.

Of course.

If you could talk to your dog, would you really want to? Would it really have anything to say?

On 7/6/2017 at 4:12 PM, Shiba Gunichi said:

Phoenix are Crane with actual class. Easy mistake to make. I forgive you.

The Phoenix can't afford to have class or dignity; they're too afraid these things would upset some cosmic balance. So they stick with familiar things like having yojimbo which are weaker than Crane musicians, having the political savvy of Little Red Riding Hood, and playing with matches, squirt guns, mud pies, and pretending to be the wind. Interacting with the void is just an excuse to get in a good nap. Or so I've heard it told.

2 hours ago, qwertyuiop said:

Of course.

If you could talk to your dog, would you really want to? Would it really have anything to say?

You're clearly not a dog owner if you think people don't talk to their dogs...

28 minutes ago, JJ48 said:

You're clearly not a dog owner if you think people don't talk to their dogs...

Don't the Mantis eat dogs?

Talk to, in this instance means carry a conversation.

40 minutes ago, qwertyuiop said:

Don't the Mantis eat dogs?

Talk to, in this instance means carry a conversation.

I know. Dogs can't understand what we're saying, can't give a helpful response, and are quite likely to hear a word that gets them excited so that they start running around yipping and being generally annoying. The conversations I've had with them have nevertheless been far more enjoyable and more productive than many conversations I've had with human beings.

56 minutes ago, qwertyuiop said:

Don't the Mantis eat dogs?

Talk to, in this instance means carry a conversation.

I don't think they eat dogs.

It wouldn't surprise if they ate each other however.:P

20 hours ago, MrMenthe said:

I like you a lot, that must count for something. xD

:wub:gosh, that's so nice of you to say that :wub:

1 hour ago, shosuko said:

:wub:gosh, that's so nice of you to say that :wub:

Awwwww

You two are adorable:P

5 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Awwwww

You two are adorable:P

I ship it. All aboard the SS Menthuko

1 minute ago, Zetsubou said:

I ship it. All aboard the SS Menthuko

Sounds like some kind of mint flavored ramen:P

On 7/6/2017 at 1:52 PM, TheItsyBitsySpider said:

I never miss a chance to remind the Mantis that they sold out their very God for a thousand US dollars.

On 7/6/2017 at 1:58 PM, JRosen9 said:

I left the game for awhile, but I still caught every reference but this. Can you please elaborate?

I am curious about this still, but nobody addressed it.

8 minutes ago, wolfien8 said:

I am curious about this still, but nobody addressed it.

Sorry, so during the last Gencon of the CCG the side events and the main event revolved around the fact that in story the Black Scrolls were remanifesting in rokugan and the clans were fighting over who got what scroll.

The prize for the main event was the 13th scroll which had the power to strip the power from a being, like it was used to contain the demon lord Kyoso no Oni long ago. The winner of the event could choose which character got it and if they kept it or used it, and if used... on who.


So at Gencon there was a bounty placed for over $1000 for someone to use the scroll on Yoritomo, sapping his divinity away with its power. The winner of the event was a Mantis player who, if I'm recalling right, had car troubles on his trip there and needed to pay to repair their car. So they won the event, chose their favorite mantis and chose for him to turn the scroll on Yoritomo.

It was a rare moment when everyone was shocked, but also totally got it, because a Mantis selling out his God for money is something everyone can kinda see happening.

So yeah, the last major story prize was Mantis punking yoritomo. Playmats were made, fanart was drawn, hilarity ensured.

On 7/6/2017 at 0:52 PM, TheItsyBitsySpider said:

I never miss a chance to remind the Mantis that they sold out their very God for a thousand US dollars.

As one of Issac's friends and a fellow Mantis, I take exception to this. (see below)

1 minute ago, TheItsyBitsySpider said:

Sorry, so during the last Gencon of the CCG the side events and the main event revolved around the fact that in story the Black Scrolls were remanifesting in rokugan and the clans were fighting over who got what scroll.

The prize for the main event was the 13th scroll which had the power to strip the power from a being, like it was used to contain the demon lord Kyoso no Oni long ago. The winner of the event could choose which character got it and if they kept it or used it, and if used... on who.


So at Gencon there was a bounty placed for over $1000 for someone to use the scroll on Yoritomo, sapping his divinity away with its power. The winner of the event was a Mantis player who, if I'm recalling right, had car troubles on his trip there and needed to pay to repair their car. So they won the event, chose their favorite mantis and chose for him to turn the scroll on Yoritomo.

It was a rare moment when everyone was shocked, but also totally got it, because a Mantis selling out his God for money is something everyone can kinda see happening.

So yeah, the last major story prize was Mantis punking yoritomo. Playmats were made, fanart was drawn, hilarity ensured.

His car broke down on the way there. At the time, he lived in New Mexico.

No one in the Mantis community who knows what happened blames him for his choice. Nor would we ask him and everyone who rode with him to walk 1200 miles home.

See what I get for not paying attention to tourney results?:P

I wonder who put up the bounty?

Edited by Kuni Katsuyoshi
5 hours ago, shosuko said:

:wub:gosh, that's so nice of you to say that :wub:

What can I say... You make me laugh ! :D

10 hours ago, qwertyuiop said:

The Phoenix can't afford to have class or dignity; they're too afraid these things would upset some cosmic balance. So they stick with familiar things like having yojimbo which are weaker than Crane musicians, having the political savvy of Little Red Riding Hood, and playing with matches, squirt guns, mud pies, and pretending to be the wind. Interacting with the void is just an excuse to get in a good nap. Or so I've heard it told.

*patronizing pat on the head*


There, there. Someday you might be allowed to die and reincarnate into a clan that actually contributes value into the wider world. You'll be fine.

3 hours ago, TheItsyBitsySpider said:

Playmats were made

I don't normally use playmats. I bought one of these.

l5r___yoritomo_s_descent_by_jonothehuman

Edited by Shiba Gunichi
On 7/6/2017 at 6:45 PM, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

I havent heard any Dragon smack yet.

I mean come on they eat goats, and spout mysterious gibberish at every opportunity.

A storm can force all to hear its mighty roar and deafening thunder. But in the end, it is little more than a breeze...

Also: no YOU eat goats!

34 minutes ago, Mandalore525 said:

A storm can force all to hear its mighty roar and deafening thunder. But in the end, it is little more than a breeze...

Also: no YOU eat goats!

Gibberish and 'moutain tuna'

Dragon 101:P

"Dragon wisdom is vastly over-rated. Making sense to yourself is easy; it's making sense to others that is hard"

-Doji Barihime-