4 hours ago, Truthiness said:
Now that I've had a moment to digest it, I want to thank you - in English this time - for your detailed article on how to both win and defend against the Show of Force special assault. Great work! I look forward to further blogposts on the Corellian Conflict. To reward you for your effort, the Ewok tribe voted unanimously to sign up as Steel Squadron HQ supporters. As Ewoks we don't have much to offer - mostly rocks, pointy sticks and free hair braiding - but every little bit helps, right?
In fact, Chief Chirpa was so taken by your article he's made you an honorary member of the tribe. The next time you visit Endor you can drink your beer out of a stormtrooper's helmet! Yeah... it's not as fun as it sounds.
With all that extra loot you guys can crack open a cold one when you sit back to watch the next episode of @BiggsIRL's Agent Kallus telenovela. I believe it's called "He Awakened the Force Within Her".
And speaking of being immature, here's a sneak peek from Bigg's ongoing Bad Romance of Agent Kallus and Minister Tua:
Minister Tua ran two gloved fingers down the curvaceous outline of the Raider's sleek command console and purred "how do you like my ship now?"
Agent Kallus replied, "I'm no ordnance expert, but your external racks are impressive. Most impressive."
She frowned as Kallus stood on the opposite side of the bridge. What would it take to make him open up to her?
"You know you can't hide from me or your own feelings, Kallus. My disposable capacitors are sure to overload your defenses even from all the way across the room."
Uh, I'll show myself out...