Poe Dameron's last name should be different!

By Lightningclaw, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Instead of "Dameron", it should be "Tate Oh".

Say it out loud.

For consistent Star Wars naming, it would be Poe Helluvapilot.

Personally I just feel like his mother is disappointed that he doesn't use his full name. We called you Poseph for a REASON :(

I'm waiting to see if in Episode VIII they clear up whether his middle name is Kung Fu Panda or Red Teletubby.

Poe Kemintebut. :)

On 7/3/2017 at 9:02 PM, Lightningclaw said:

"Tate Oh".

And his wingmen Boilem Fryem & StickeminaStew

And instead of "That's one helluva pilot!" Finn should have said "Would you like fries with that?!"

I hate it when everyone tries to tear down poe people.

That aside, have you noticed that we never see finn in the water?

On 7/7/2017 at 6:55 PM, TopHatGorilla said:

That aside, have you noticed that we never see finn in the water?

That's 'cause Finn is short for "Muf-finn", and we've seen him in the oven already.

On 7/4/2017 at 8:00 PM, Robin Graves said:

Poe Kemintebut. :)

As I poke "like" I laugh even more!

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His real full name is Edgar Allen Poe Dameron

On ‎7‎/‎7‎/‎2017 at 6:55 PM, TopHatGorilla said:

I hate it when everyone tries to tear down poe people.

That aside, have you noticed that we never see finn in the water?

If stormtrooper armor works anything like Spartan armor in Halo, they'd drown in water that doesn't even cover their ankles. I bet that's hammered into them at training, so even after leaving, Finn stays as far from water as possible.