For those that are planning to go to FFG Worlds May 2018, July and August are now “Be Careful Months”.

July 28, 2017 is 40 weeks away from May the 4^th, 2018.

The average length of human gestation is 40 weeks.

However, only about four per cent births are 40 weeks later.

Without any prior proper planning, what are the odds that you might have a higher priority to the maternity ward than being at FFG during Worlds?

Some would say “3720 to 1”.

Others might quickly answer, “200%”.

Whatever you calculate, your plan for being there starts long before May the 4^th.

(There might be annual events that have higher priority as well, like if you get married on May the 4^th, your anniversary will prevent you from going to Worlds every year.)

22 minutes ago, Typo said:

For those that are planning to go to FFG Worlds May 2018, July and August are now “Be Careful Months”.

July 28, 2017 is 40 weeks away from May the 4^th, 2018.

The average length of human gestation is 40 weeks.

However, only about four per cent births are 40 weeks later.

Without any prior proper planning, what are the odds that you might have a higher priority to the maternity ward than being at FFG during Worlds?

Some would say “3720 to 1”.

Others might quickly answer, “200%”.

Whatever you calculate, your plan for being there starts long before May the 4^th.

(There might be annual events that have higher priority as well, like if you get married on May the 4^th, your anniversary will prevent you from going to Worlds every year.)

It seems like you just realized you were not careful...

Typo wins the award for most hilarious post of the past four weeks.

I'll keep that in mind over the next two months.

Tl;dr, keep your shields up when penetrating deep into your target's flanks.

6 minutes ago, Madaghmire said:

Tl;dr, keep your shields up when penetrating deep into your target's flanks.

Too late!

10 minutes ago, Nostromoid said:

Too late!

Pull ou---up!

Pull up!

This thread is ripe for deletion.

9 minutes ago, TaeSWXW said:

This thread is ripe for deletion.

I see someone is pro-choice.

10 minutes ago, Madaghmire said:

I see someone is pro-choice.

/slow_clap

You gotta be like the first attempt at destroying the Death Star, just impact on the surface, don't shoot so that the reactor core sets off a chain reaction.

1 hour ago, Madaghmire said:

Pull ou---up!

Pull up!

"Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there."

12 minutes ago, ianediger said:

"Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there."

"Sorry!"

Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

This just became a post for star wars sexual innuendos (or inyourendos for the those who do too much)

11 hours ago, ovinomanc3r said:

It seems like you just realized you were not careful...

At this past Worlds (May 2017), Ardaedhel and I discussed when to post this PSA.

Ardaedhel, do you have anything further to add?

Plan B can save your worlds plans.

3 minutes ago, Typo said:

At this past Worlds (May 2017), Ardaedhel and I discussed when to post this PSA.

Ardaedhel, do you have anything further to add?

Yes ard, is there any little bit you'd like to insert?

Well i just got married last year in the first week of May.

So thanks ffg for moving worlds to May the year after so that i may never go to worlds unless i can convince my wife to spend our Anniversary at the ffg centre!

FYI, Irokeniks:

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The FFG Center's event space can be rented out for private events including corporate teambuilding events, luncheons, parties, anniversaries (editor addendum) and weddings. It has flexible seating with room to fit over three hundred people comfortably. Catering can easily be arranged and our chef will work with you to produce a menu suited to your group's needs.

1 hour ago, Madaghmire said:

Yes ard, is there any little bit you'd like to insert?

Huehuehue

You know we have such a fine group of gentlemen when they come here to issue various warnings to help ensure maximum attendance at our grand events!! I honestly love you guys!!

51 minutes ago, Brikhause said:

You know we have such a fine group of gentlemen when they come here to issue various warnings to help ensure maximum attendance at our grand events!! I honestly love you guys!!

I think guys loving guys is ok too here, should let you get to Worlds.

Mother of God what did I just read!