A tribute to a fallen hero...

Lyrics set to "American Pie" by Don McLean

Not too long ago

I can still remember how

That Rhymer used to make me grin

And I knew if I had my chance

That he would make those squadrons dance

He always was a safe bet to put in.

But the FAQ made me choke up

With every list that I’d dream up

They took away our freedom

Squads can’t shoot ships at medium

I can’t remember if I cried

When I read ‘bout his nerfed hide

The Empire lost a source of pride

The day that Rhymer died.

So

Bye, bye to my medium range die

Docked my bomber in the hanger cause tonight I won’t fly

And them 501 boys were drinking blue milk and sighed

Singin' “this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die”

R.I.P Major Rhymer

06/26/2017

13 minutes ago, CaribbeanNinja said:

A tribute to a fallen hero...

Lyrics set to "American Pie" by Don McLean

Not too long ago

I can still remember how

That Rhymer used to make me grin

And I knew if I had my chance

That he would make those squadrons dance

He always was a safe bet to put in.

But the FAQ made me choke up

With every list that I’d dream up

They took away our freedom

Squads can’t shoot ships at medium

I can’t remember if I cried

When I read ‘bout his nerfed hide

The Empire lost a source of pride

The day that Rhymer died.

So

Bye, bye to my medium range die

Docked my bomber in the hanger cause tonight I won’t fly

And them 501 boys were drinking blue milk and sighed

Singin' “this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die”

R.I.P Major Rhymer

06/26/2017

He can't die if no one uses him any more

35 minutes ago, CaribbeanNinja said:

A tribute to a fallen hero...

Lyrics set to "American Pie" by Don McLean

Not too long ago

I can still remember how

That Rhymer used to make me grin

And I knew if I had my chance

That he would make those squadrons dance

He always was a safe bet to put in.

But the FAQ made me choke up

With every list that I’d dream up

They took away our freedom

Squads can’t shoot ships at medium

I can’t remember if I cried

When I read ‘bout his nerfed hide

The Empire lost a source of pride

The day that Rhymer died.

So

Bye, bye to my medium range die

Docked my bomber in the hanger cause tonight I won’t fly

And them 501 boys were drinking blue milk and sighed

Singin' “this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die”

R.I.P Major Rhymer

06/26/2017

Keep up with these songs man, I love 'em!

8/10. Could do better

LOVE IT!!! I want a signed copy!!!

Haha nice. Now do a Rieekan one to 'I Will Survive'

6 hours ago, CaribbeanNinja said:

A tribute to a fallen hero...

Lyrics set to "American Pie" by Don McLean

Not too long ago

I can still remember how

That Rhymer used to make me grin

And I knew if I had my chance

That he would make those squadrons dance

He always was a safe bet to put in.

But the FAQ made me choke up

With every list that I’d dream up

They took away our freedom

Squads can’t shoot ships at medium

I can’t remember if I cried

When I read ‘bout his nerfed hide

The Empire lost a source of pride

The day that Rhymer died.

So

Bye, bye to my medium range die

Docked my bomber in the hanger cause tonight I won’t fly

And them 501 boys were drinking blue milk and sighed

Singin' “this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die”

R.I.P Major Rhymer

06/26/2017

This is hands down the best post ever on this forum.

10/10 would sing again.

Verse 2 better be about Disposable Capacitors....

8 hours ago, geek19 said:

He can't die if no one uses him any more

Heroes never die Geek. They just fade away.

10 minutes ago, Madaghmire said:

Heroes never die Geek. They just fade away.

No, no. Heroes get remembered, LEGENDS never die. You're killing me, Smalls.

I would pay money to see this sung on a YouTube video!!

*sips blue milk*

beautiful, man. Beautiful.

He may be dead, but even a dead god can dream.

39 minutes ago, Eggzavier said:

He may be dead, but even a dead god can dream.

In the immortal words of Jay Z, whats a good to a non-believer?

The bright side of rhymer nerf is you don't have to worry about Mothma canceling your die anymore.

1 hour ago, Hyperspace Ninja said:

The bright side of rhymer nerf is you don't have to worry about Mothma canceling your die anymore.

No, just rerolling BCC'ed dice like always 'cuz screw your rerolls.